Today, I ate lunch alone. None of my colleagues saved me a seat. One of those colleagues was my husband. He didn't even have the decency to move so that I wouldn't have to eat alone. FML
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Today, I went out to eat with some friends. They picked a table that wasn't big enough for all of us. I had to sit in the booth behind them. Alone. FML
Today, I went out for lunch with one of my co-workers. After work, I talked to one of my friends about how unpleasant the lunch was with him. My co-worker was standing behind me listening in the whole time. FML
Today, I worked security by myself in an office, which meant I had to eat at the desk and wasn't allowed to leave. I got written up for my husband dropping off my lunch. FML
Today, I went and bought lunch for all the people I work with. The only meal the place forgot was mine. FML
Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML
Today, the guy I'm dating came into the same restaurant where I was eating. He was with a girl. He sat at the table next to mine and didn't even bother to say, "Hi." I guess I'm single again. FML
Today, I won a meal for two in a raffle. I had no one to go with. FML
Today, I got dragged to a wedding where I knew no-one. It went on for hours, I got so hungry. We get to the meal, my wife had forgotten to order a vegetarian meal for me. I couldn't eat the main meal, due to allergies and no alternative. I then spent two more hours just waiting to go home. FML
Today, during lunch, my coworker offered me her food, claiming she was full. I was still quite hungry, so I accepted it. Halfway through eating the sandwiches, my boss walked in and started interrogating people over who took his lunch. I quickly realized I was the one eating it. FML
Today, my husband stood me up for his birthday dinner, that I'd made, in our house. FML
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Michigan_Girl 0
When you go to sleep tonight, take up the whole bed and tell him there's no room.
miraggg 1
soo rude!
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Comments (91)
doublewide420 0
i hope they talked behind your back,that would be funny.in the mean time go read the book " how to make friends at work "
a_girl_i_know 0
It seems that boyfriends/husbands treat other people better(such as crushes), rather than treating their significant other with respect. Makes sense to me, but it shouldn't be that way.
TheIrishJaneDoe 8
I agree. OP needs to respect her husband's desire to hang out with friends without her once in awhile.
klong91 7
No sex for him tonight
iheartglasses 0
I agree with Doc and I'm not, nor ever have been, married. But I do have one little boy and a little girl due in April, and I know you cant just be bringing random boyfriends or girlfriends around them. I'm with an amazing guy and I have to treat our relationship like a marriage. Its hard sometimes, but its not impossible. Go Doc :)
Elisabetha Aarron 18
I think you commented on the wrong fml
divinityofflames 0
Time for you to laxatise his breakfast
kikibisweet 0
Youre an adult im guessing? Grow up. So what you ate alone.
dannoman 0
loserrrrr....haha u probably picked the seat after everyone was already sitting YDI
catatonicsleep 17
Eating alone is better, you don't have to watch other people eat or smell their food. Just go talk to them when you're finished eating.
triggerit 5
eat alone like wild beast?!
catatonicsleep 17
If it means not having to watch people with bad manners talk with their mouth full or having food I hate the smell of waft around me, yes!
eftup 9
Dutch oven him tonight, problem solved!
r6_fml 4
Haha that's good old fashioned family racism right there