Today, I ate lunch alone. None of my colleagues saved me a seat. One of those colleagues was my husband. He didn't even have the decency to move so that I wouldn't have to eat alone. FML
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Today, I went out to eat with some friends. They picked a table that wasn't big enough for all of us. I had to sit in the booth behind them. Alone. FML
Today, I went out for lunch with one of my co-workers. After work, I talked to one of my friends about how unpleasant the lunch was with him. My co-worker was standing behind me listening in the whole time. FML
Today, I worked security by myself in an office, which meant I had to eat at the desk and wasn't allowed to leave. I got written up for my husband dropping off my lunch. FML
Today, I went and bought lunch for all the people I work with. The only meal the place forgot was mine. FML
Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML
Today, the guy I'm dating came into the same restaurant where I was eating. He was with a girl. He sat at the table next to mine and didn't even bother to say, "Hi." I guess I'm single again. FML
Today, I won a meal for two in a raffle. I had no one to go with. FML
Today, I got dragged to a wedding where I knew no-one. It went on for hours, I got so hungry. We get to the meal, my wife had forgotten to order a vegetarian meal for me. I couldn't eat the main meal, due to allergies and no alternative. I then spent two more hours just waiting to go home. FML
Today, during lunch, my coworker offered me her food, claiming she was full. I was still quite hungry, so I accepted it. Halfway through eating the sandwiches, my boss walked in and started interrogating people over who took his lunch. I quickly realized I was the one eating it. FML
Today, my husband stood me up for his birthday dinner, that I'd made, in our house. FML
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Michigan_Girl 0
When you go to sleep tonight, take up the whole bed and tell him there's no room.
miraggg 1
soo rude!
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Comments (91)
tasiamalaysia 0
then why marry him?
anonyn_fml 0
wow hes not getting any anytime soon
aluma 0
what the he'll kind of lame ass did you marry? are you dumb? stop whining. you chose him!
Abe210 0
get your own goddam friends an then you wouldn't have to eat alone!
mellowedblues 1
I guess he's sleeping on the couch tonight?
BDoN8420 0
time for a divorce lol
borna 0
I am very sorry
catscratched 0
oh nose people got a seat before you at a table and your husband wanted to sit with his friends that bitch!
RPattzs_gurl 0
Quit whining!! I had to sit by myself for a whole school year while the popular kids watched me and they though I was a freak or something.
PrettyBoissuckba 0
No Sex Until He Apologies!