Today, I ate lunch alone. None of my colleagues saved me a seat. One of those colleagues was my husband. He didn't even have the decency to move so that I wouldn't have to eat alone. FML
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Today, I went out to eat with some friends. They picked a table that wasn't big enough for all of us. I had to sit in the booth behind them. Alone. FML
Today, I went out for lunch with one of my co-workers. After work, I talked to one of my friends about how unpleasant the lunch was with him. My co-worker was standing behind me listening in the whole time. FML
Today, I worked security by myself in an office, which meant I had to eat at the desk and wasn't allowed to leave. I got written up for my husband dropping off my lunch. FML
Today, I went and bought lunch for all the people I work with. The only meal the place forgot was mine. FML
Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML
Today, the guy I'm dating came into the same restaurant where I was eating. He was with a girl. He sat at the table next to mine and didn't even bother to say, "Hi." I guess I'm single again. FML
Today, I won a meal for two in a raffle. I had no one to go with. FML
Today, I got dragged to a wedding where I knew no-one. It went on for hours, I got so hungry. We get to the meal, my wife had forgotten to order a vegetarian meal for me. I couldn't eat the main meal, due to allergies and no alternative. I then spent two more hours just waiting to go home. FML
Today, during lunch, my coworker offered me her food, claiming she was full. I was still quite hungry, so I accepted it. Halfway through eating the sandwiches, my boss walked in and started interrogating people over who took his lunch. I quickly realized I was the one eating it. FML
Today, my husband stood me up for his birthday dinner, that I'd made, in our house. FML
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Michigan_Girl 0
When you go to sleep tonight, take up the whole bed and tell him there's no room.
miraggg 1
soo rude!
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Comments (91)
PeaceAndSmile 0
Actually, eating alone can be a refreshing change of pace.
happy33 0
op your husband should get an award for that. call it the nosexforamonth one!
stronghand0331 17
Why would they save you a seat, you whiny little wench? It's up to you to find a seat... Oh look! You did.
skyeyez9 24
I'm an introvert and don't mind eating alone. I dislike being at a crowded table and would have sat somewhere else anyways. But that sucks your husband didnt sit with you. What an ass.
lizzybob666 6
awww that's heckaaaa messed up if I were u I would let him sleep outside hahaha
prinzess_fml 25
maybe she already does, reason why he's not so nice to her. there might have been a hot co-worker at that table
Sign_up 2
ooooo, you know hes sleeping on the couch ronite
sngbbi 0
ouch. hope you didn't give him any for a week.
JINJANINJA 0
so he works, lives and does everything else with you and he stops paying attention to you for one lunchtime and now he's an ass. Give him some space and stop attention seeking.
TheIrishJaneDoe 8
This. What the hell's wrong with hanging out apart? If spending one meal by yourself is enough to piss you off, you're ridiculously insecure and in need of some serious self-evaluation.
DocBastard 38
To all the little kids talking about divorce, you have no idea what marriage is and what it takes to have and keep a real relationship. When you are dating, you can dump someone for something frivolous. Big ******* deal, you just date someone else. However, a marriage is a commitment for life. You don't divorce someone over something like this. There's another option - communication. It works. Now shut the hell up and don't comment on grown up topics unless you're an adult. You stupid children are making yourselves look like stupid children.
DjeePee 24
The times when marriage was a commitment for life, even for the couples who couldn't stand eachother (anymore) are - thank God - gone. But I agree, you don't divorce (and in my opinion, also don't dump) someone for this, and I doubt a divorce is what OP wants.
DocBastard 38
I agree to an extent, but I stand by the commitment for life. That said, too many people rush into marriage without being committed, understanding what commitment is, etc.
DjeePee 24
Indeed. The main problem are imo all those people who rush too soon (2 years of dating) into marriage. I would only be married after at least a serious relationship of 5 years, but I even don't want to marry. I also stand by the commitment for life (without a marriage, mouha!), but it just doesn't work always...
TheIrishJaneDoe 8
Agreed, Doc. This OP sounds like a high school girlfriend, and the comments are even worse.