Today, I ate lunch alone. None of my colleagues saved me a seat. One of those colleagues was my husband. He didn't even have the decency to move so that I wouldn't have to eat alone. FML
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Today, I went out to eat with some friends. They picked a table that wasn't big enough for all of us. I had to sit in the booth behind them. Alone. FML
Today, I went out for lunch with one of my co-workers. After work, I talked to one of my friends about how unpleasant the lunch was with him. My co-worker was standing behind me listening in the whole time. FML
Today, I worked security by myself in an office, which meant I had to eat at the desk and wasn't allowed to leave. I got written up for my husband dropping off my lunch. FML
Today, I went and bought lunch for all the people I work with. The only meal the place forgot was mine. FML
Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML
Today, the guy I'm dating came into the same restaurant where I was eating. He was with a girl. He sat at the table next to mine and didn't even bother to say, "Hi." I guess I'm single again. FML
Today, I won a meal for two in a raffle. I had no one to go with. FML
Today, I got dragged to a wedding where I knew no-one. It went on for hours, I got so hungry. We get to the meal, my wife had forgotten to order a vegetarian meal for me. I couldn't eat the main meal, due to allergies and no alternative. I then spent two more hours just waiting to go home. FML
Today, during lunch, my coworker offered me her food, claiming she was full. I was still quite hungry, so I accepted it. Halfway through eating the sandwiches, my boss walked in and started interrogating people over who took his lunch. I quickly realized I was the one eating it. FML
Today, my husband stood me up for his birthday dinner, that I'd made, in our house. FML
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Michigan_Girl 0
When you go to sleep tonight, take up the whole bed and tell him there's no room.
miraggg 1
soo rude!
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Comments (91)
grandpaearthling 2
was he eating with his hot tub buddies? heehee
KiaMaster 0
I'd be so embaressed!
BDTM 0
sucks that there was no room, but if you were expecting your husband to move so you could sit there and he would have to eat alone, then you're a bitch and you deserve it.
BDTM 0
why was my comment moderated? I didn't even say anything that bad, just called the op a bitch and explained why (if my understanding was correct).
Elisabetha Aarron 18
I think the OP meant that their husband didnt move to go sit with them so at least the two of them could have lunch together.
coderedz 0
so deny him sex
KittehSayzRAWR 0
Lol haha she should!
flighted 1
I can't believe a man said this lol
KVKdragon 26
have a girls only party in your house and tell your hobby there's no room. then after you successfully keep him out of the house, have your friends help you rearrange the furniture and eat all his favorite snacks, plus have them stink up the house ( except for where you're sleeping) with random sprays of random perfume when the party is over.
JINJANINJA 0
hell probably just go out and have a damn good time with his mates, he seems to have a few whereas OP does not.
loveurlifeJK 5
Jesus, people... Divorce should not be the immediate reaction to every little thing the husband/wife does. The divorce rate is so high already. There's a nifty little activity you can do together called "talking it out".
randiZ25 0
thank you! people are to lazy/ prideful to talk about it! It's an easy fix!
r6_fml 4
I don't think they literally mean to get a divorce. It's like when you say "who cares? **** him/her", you don't literally mean go have sex with them. P.S. Your spelling was impeccable.
yumsugarr 8
Awww! That's too bad :(
Tonys_kitten6 0
Divrce is not the answer, revenge is better. I'm not talking about like some psycho shit just do something you know bothers him and when he confronts you tell him your motive. Maybe he will understand X).
MzKylz 0
^^^ agreed
shoopd 19
Orrrrrrrr...you could just tell him. Why is there a need for revenge?
abudali911 3
get over it... oh no no one sat with you at lunch today. is it really that big of a deal
SAltamirano 0
it's not a big deal but when your husband leaves u out to be wit his colleagues yea that's ****** up nd some people would feel like shit afterwards I kno k would!!
papaya_master 4
Make some friends? Then you'll actually have someone to sit with.