Today, I went on my first date with a girl I have been infatuated with for months. At the restaurant, the waiter came while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks for both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, and doesn't like it when men are "overly aggressive." She called me a cow murderer. FML
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Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML
Today, I went on a date with a great vegan guy in my class. We went to a vegi-restaurant, I dutifully ate all the meatless dishes, but he seemed pissed about something, and other diners kept giving me angry looks. After we left, I realised I'd worn my leather jacket to the date. FML
Today, I was on a date with this guy I just met and we went to a fancy restaurant. Halfway through the meal, there was an awkward silence, and he decided to end it by saying "You know, you chew like a cow." FML
Today, a coworker invited me out for a date, totally out of the blue. I had no idea she liked me, but I did my best to impress. She ordered the most expensive steak on the menu, two bottles of wine, and eventually picked up and went home with our waiter. I got the bill. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy. As soon as we sat down at the restaurant, he immediately snatched my menu and said "You're having salad." FML
Today, I went on a date with a fun, attractive girl. She ordered off the kid's menu, drowned her food in ketchup, and said my burger with blue cheese and bacon was disgusting. FML
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML
Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML
Today, I spent hours cooking dinner for my date. When they arrived, they told me that I'd probably not paid much attention to their dating profile, as it clearly mentioned that they were vegan, and thus couldn't eat any of the food I'd prepared. FML
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Top comments
Talksyic 0
"Cow murderer" is a bit harsh, but you should have waited for her to come back to the table. YDI
playnejayne 0
definately deserve it. you should never order for someone else, you idiot.
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Comments (214)
fualignment 0
I want to get high off nutmeg
Grither76 0
Sounds like you got lucky. Better to find out she's a crazy bitch on the first date than after you get married and she pops out a kid or two. Then you'd be really screwed.
Coccinelle_fml 15
What exactly was the thinking behind not asking the waiter to come back later? YDI for being retarded
lostfaithinpppl 19
You can't order for other people, OP, unless you know them very well. And even then it's not a good idea. NEVER order for a woman on a date.
ruby84 1
She was more upset that you jumped in to take control, disregarding her feelings, likes & dislikes. BAD first impression!
dynky 3
I'd be furious if you ordered for me without asking what I wanted. YDI
Skullcrusher 5
I'd tell her to **** off!
gurlucrazy 0
YDI for ordering for her before you knew anything about what she likes
redbeater 5
FYL for being around freaks.
johnnyexpl0sion 0
104's post is full of win. i woulda told the bitch, "well, pay for your own ******* meal then" and proceed to eat both steaks in front of her. hahaaha