Fight! Fight!

By lumacsp - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I stopped at a light when someone crashed into my motorcycle, making me fall. The guy claimed it was my fault because I'd stopped too fast. I got really mad, so I attempted to spit on his face and was ready to start a fight when I noticed that I'd forgotten to lift the helmet visor. FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 383
You deserved it 53 119

Same thing different taste

Top comments

That'll show him to never mess with you again

Despite your absentmindedness, OP, the guy's an embecile for saying it was your fault. I'm pretty sure rear-ending someone is illegal in every state.

Comments

Pumpkin' from Flavor of Love is that you?

day_dreamer123 0

It was all an FML until you decided to spit in his face...I dunno...I personally don't think anyone should spit in anyone's face.

Woah_Its_Bree 0

Not that this guy wouldn't have pissed me off just as much, but im pretty sure spitting in someones face is needed in a more valid situation. Not that im calling you on on your decisions, your life is your life my friend. I did laughed though when i seen this FML, and would have laughed even harder if i seen you do in person. No one wants to get spit on, and i personally don't belive that guy deserved to get spit on anyways, its disgusting, and if anyone ever deserves it, make sure they do somthing worth getting spit on for at least. Thats why, god decided...oh yeah man? and show you how it feels. Which was him telling you. karma is a bitch. sorry about your bike though! but not to much since you wont be paying for it lol im sure if this even happend to you, which is possible, but i doubt it, it was some sort of lesson you have yet to learn. good luck lol. hope i dont meet someone one day who spits in my face this easily! if you kept your mouth shut, what would have chaned anyways? i think this is a GROW UP or **** your entire life post

Woah_Its_Bree 0

and i'll say it now, before a hundred other people do. that yes theres mistakes all through out that, spilled the beans before i was smart enough to check. ohh well = )

Next time you're spitting angry, best punch him in the face instead. And isn't the law that if you're hit from behind, it's automatically the rear-ender's fault (unless, of course, you did it in a circumstance where it'd be impossible for the guy behind to stop in time, just to collect the insurance)?

you deserve it duude, no self respecting man sinks to the spitting level

ArthursLifeSucks 2

Doesn't matter what the guy who hit you says, it matters what the cops say.

You, my friend, are an idiot. Really, what mature adult DOES that??

thecryingpotato 0

This was already posted. You fail at life.