Bikes, Public freakouts, Road rage and Transportation: Fight! Fight!

Fight! Fight!

By lumacsp - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I stopped at a light when someone crashed into my motorcycle, making me fall. The guy claimed it was my fault because I'd stopped too fast. I got really mad, so I attempted to spit on his face and was ready to start a fight when I noticed that I'd forgotten to lift the helmet visor. FML

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You deserved it 53 119

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By Knaxer - 12/12/2015 17:22 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, I was riding my motorcycle when a guy cut me off at a light. I honked and swore at him when a bug flew into my mouth. FML

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By ihpgolj - 18/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML

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Take that

By Anonymous - 30/07/2009 00:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was riding my motorcycle when I saw my cheating ex-wife walking down the road. Out of anger, I spat my gum at her. I forgot that my helmet's visor was still down, so when I spat, the gum stuck against it. I was temporarily blinded and I crashed into some bushes. FML

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You deserved it 77 741

By WTF - 27/09/2015 07:57 - Poland - Wroclaw

Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML

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When life gives you lemons…

By Lemonhead - 30/11/2009 05:01 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike back to my house. Suddenly I was hit by something in the head. I looked down to see a lemon on the ground and looked up to see a guy yelling at me in a car that was passing. He was yelling at me because I got in the way of the house he was throwing it at. FML

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You deserved it 3 193

Idiots on bikes

By Anonymous - 09/05/2012 18:50 - United States - Castle Rock

Today, as I pulled to a halt at a stop sign, a cyclist ripped through the air, slammed straight into my fender, and almost launched over my car. I ended up being cited for reckless driving. FML

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You deserved it 2 335

By i hit a cyclist - 27/05/2013 11:19 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, I accidentally hit a cyclist with my car. In panic, I jumped out of my car and ran up to him, who was lying on the floor, motionless. As I was about to check his pulse, he jumped up and shouted, "I bet you thought I was dead, asshole!" He then punched me in the face and cycled off. FML

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You deserved it 25 639

By shalara - 15/06/2012 20:23 - Netherlands - Amstelveen

Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML

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You deserved it 2 478

By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2011 01:11 - Canada

Today, I was driving my motorcycle, and I noticed someone was in the ditch, so I went to go help them. When the ambulance showed up, they ran over my bike, totaling it. FML

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lol69_fml 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 20:33

That'll show him to never mess with you again

BeeSkwaird 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 20:42

Despite your absentmindedness, OP, the guy's an embecile for saying it was your fault. I'm pretty sure rear-ending someone is illegal in every state.

Comments

juroguitar 0

Friday 9 October 2009 18:59

YDI for trying to spit in someones face, you are a vile idiot.

blastvortex 3

Friday 9 October 2009 21:54

It doesn't matter what the other guy thinks, it's still a moving violation on his part, even if you did stop too fast. That he hit you at all means that he was either following you too closely or doing something else that he shouldn't have been doing at the time. That said, YDI for your own helmet shield spit. Getting worked up over a (presumably) false accusation wasn't exactly the brightest thing to do.

Queuebert 0

Friday 9 October 2009 21:58

Florida!

Basiil 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 7:13

Sometimes when you are mad u wont know what u are doing.

deoxylophone 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 0:31

Man behind you is an idiot. Motorcycles stop at a much slower rate than cars.

Fentown_fml 4

Saturday 24 October 2009 1:23

I'm with #94. Take that for being so lewd.

happyhak 5

Friday 4 December 2009 7:49

Smooth...

Mitch1134 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 12:00

you know its assult to spit on people right? so you probebly would of gotten carted off to jail not him....think shit through dummy

hilarym 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 15:15

ydi for trying to spit on someone.

xNephilim 18

Sunday 26 September 2010 2:40

Exactly. I don't get why some people are so damn stupid and try to do something this disrespectful. You just don't spit people in the face, key their car or whatever just because they did something you didn't like. That's just being an asshole.