Fight! Fight!

By lumacsp - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I stopped at a light when someone crashed into my motorcycle, making me fall. The guy claimed it was my fault because I'd stopped too fast. I got really mad, so I attempted to spit on his face and was ready to start a fight when I noticed that I'd forgotten to lift the helmet visor. FML
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That'll show him to never mess with you again

Despite your absentmindedness, OP, the guy's an embecile for saying it was your fault. I'm pretty sure rear-ending someone is illegal in every state.

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A safe following distance is a distance such that if the person in front of you has to slam on their brakes, you can react in time to avoid a collision. Unless you're going in reverse, the guy behind you is usually at fault if you get rear-ended. He can squawk all he want, but it's irrelevant. His insurance will end up paying any damages you incur. You really can't let some moron make you angry. Had your visor not been down, your actions could have been construed as assault, which would be to his benefit.

In the majority of American jurisdictions, a rear-end accident is presumed to be the fault of the person who rear-ended the vehicle in front of him. If he wants to bitch and moan, let him. Then tell him that the law doesn't give a shit and either he or his insurance is paying, or you'll take him to court and get a judgment.

tpitaro 7

i dont think his insurance would pay if the person he hit was drunk

should of said "everyone knows not matter what, if you hit a vehicle from behind you are at fault" :) basic knowledge and if he argued with that take down is reg number and sue him dont forget to throw in some "ow i think my neck and arms are sprained ow i can't work how will i pay my bills ow" :)

supercu96 0

kick his fucken ass. Some poeple in the world are just so stupid and jacked up

staplergunn 0

goodness, michael jackson would have at least remembered to lift the visor.. goodness... wow people need to think more often. wwmjf?

What bothers me more, is the fact you tried to spit in his face. That's basically hitting him. You can be charged, and it's disgusting. If I were him, I wouldn't want AIDS from you being a ********.

Yeah, because you can really get AIDS from somebody spitting in your face. Have they even heard of compulsory education where you live?

iTunesAddict 0

AIDS? Seriously? You do know that's a blood disease, right?

Spitting in his face... that sounds realllllllly classy. YDI.

mollie1 0

plexico- damn, that was good! made me laugh. OP- bet the bike was a teeny tiny crotch rocket for iddy biddy you. you sound like a total tool.