Fight! Fight!

By lumacsp - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I stopped at a light when someone crashed into my motorcycle, making me fall. The guy claimed it was my fault because I'd stopped too fast. I got really mad, so I attempted to spit on his face and was ready to start a fight when I noticed that I'd forgotten to lift the helmet visor. FML
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lol69_fml 0

That'll show him to never mess with you again

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BeeSkwaird 0

Despite your absentmindedness, OP, the guy's an embecile for saying it was your fault. I'm pretty sure rear-ending someone is illegal in every state.

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hauptubel 0

lol spit in his face? why not be a man and punch him in the face instead?

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gigi37 0

Ahaha, that really made me laugh

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Calaura9 0

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

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westbrookx 0

You're disgusting for even considering spitting at or on someone. It is hands down the most degrading thing you can do. You absolutely deserved it, and I hope your bike is massively damaged.

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PokeyStix 3

#20 is right... spitting in someone's face? What the hell is wrong with you? You're not a 5-year-old. YD the spitting on your own helmet, that's a prick-y move on your part.

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kukopia 0

OP is a DOUCHE A douche for: I stopped at the light when someone crashed on to my motorcycle making me fall. - You stopped, then someone crashed INto your M/C, then you fell. M/Cs can and do stop faster than cars. That's why M/C riders HAVE to pay attention to everything around them. You slam on the brakes in front of a car or truck, you just got yourself run over. An immature douche 'cause he got 'really mad' and wanted to 'spit in the guys face to start a fight'. Grow up. Oh wait, this is FL?? Probably a fricken moped. Or should I say douche-ped. What a douche to say "I noticed that I forgot to lift the helmet shield." Stop trying to sound smart, it ain't working. Your life isnt F'd, it's F'g pathetic.

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leisl14 0

That makes sense.. he's a douche for stopping for a light he should have stopped for? Why is the car so close behind or so distracted he couldn't stop in time? I always leave more room between me and a motorcycle than I do when I'm behind another car.

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Tubasaurus 0

The OP doesn't have to compensate for the other person's lack of common sense. Everyone knows not to drive too close to motorcycles. If you know that you can't stop as fast as the person in front of you, increase the distance. Whenever someone is tailgating me in a big truck, I don't change my braking habits, because I know that if they rear end me it's their fault.

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_Mazza_ 0

"I broke my back and was paralyzed from the waist down in a car accident, but at least it wasn't my fault! That'll show that truck driver!"

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ozymandias_fml 0

That's disgusting. I hope you got hurt falling -- there is no excuse to *ever* spit on someone.

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tpitaro 7

well how spitting on someone when they're on fire, i know i wpuld appreciate that

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robor007 0

I hope you called the cops.

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AnthonyD86 0

well I don't know how it is where your from but where I live it doesn't matter what your excuse is. if you rear end someone it's your fault. so I would have just laughed at the douche and waited for the cops to show up.

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plexico 3

Spitting? Why don't you just slap the silly ruffian across the face your glove, you fop? You best not come to Texas, boy. Bullet beats loogie every time.

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