Nearly FMLs

By Angeline Vikk - 11/11/2019 10:08

Today, I have a close friend she is in a rs with this guy and she wants to keep it lowkey from My bestfriend because she can't keep her mouth shut. I try to keep it lowkey as i possibly can but now my bestfriend is getting suspicious. And she posted on her insta saying i was betraying her i want to tell her the truth but no matter what, im going to lose someone.. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2019 07:47

Today I am working my 5th of an 8 day work week.... on less than 4 hours of sleep... why? Because my neighbor decided today was the day he needed to fix is deck.... FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2019 07:43

Today, I noticed that once again my girlfriend really stinks. This happens a lot when we decide to go out and I know that everyone can smell this. It is quite embarrassing. I love the girl, and we have been together for 3 years, but I still cannot bring myself up to tell her that. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2019 05:37

Today, I had to tell my friend's mom that Mexico wasn't a city. She didn't believe me. FML.

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By DogStew - 11/11/2019 03:18

Today, I realized my family dynamics closely resembles the psychological cycle of a battered home. FML

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By too dumb to breed - 11/11/2019 02:51

Today I very jokingly told my pregnant friend to make sure she puts carrots in her vagina so that her baby will have healthy snacks to eat. Turns out the dumbass believed me and had to explain to her OB why she had a two carrots in her cooch. Fml

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2019 02:45

Today, Rant FML While I was cooking dinner my husband was watching our preschooler. She has been sick. Well during dinner she has to potty while going potty she informed me she ? in my bed . I asked her if her Dada cleaned it up she said no he didn't know she hid it with my blanket . Sure enough I find ? all over my side of the bed blanket and all . Men are clueless how the hell didn't you know your kid shit in our bed?

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2019 00:00

Today my girlfriend told me she was hungry and i better come back with food. So i walk over whip it out and she just says "it looks a little undercooked"

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2019 20:02

Today, after picking up my gf to go to a concert, my car's battery died out in the middle of a busy road. After getting a jump-start, a valve broke, then a douchebag broke my reflective triangle, and none of my friends were available to help me.

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2019 18:28

Today, I am stuck living in a town where people call me a creep because of my social issues and hide when they see me coming, and then act like I am being and a**hole if I avoid them. FML

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By Andrew Iberian - 10/11/2019 15:56

Today, after being slightly sick for 2 days with what I thought it was a flood I had to go to the hospital with a bad case of asthma and spended 6 hours there. I've always been asmathic and last time I was in the hospital for it I had 1 year, I'm 18 now. FML.

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My two ex

By Kylie Renee - 10/11/2019 14:45

Today, my ex-girlfriend started dating my ex-boyfriend, while me and him were dating.... FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2019 14:20

I recently got a new job. Today is my last day at my old job. It also just occurred to me I’m taking quite a pay cut going into a new field. Today is also the day the heat in my truck broke and I got two flat tires.

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By niteeshvasist - 10/11/2019 11:40

Today, I’ve to study for my Lab exams tomorrow and have the report printed! To add up, my best friend is kinda ignoring me and I’ve fallen for her! FML

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By RikkiTikkiTavi - 10/11/2019 13:00 - India - Bangalore

I was at my desk working, wearing my new new noise cancelling headphones. I couldn’t hear anyone around me so I let out a nice long fart. Every desk behind me was occupied and the fart was not silent. FML

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By finit93 - 10/11/2019 06:08

Currently I’m trying to drop a load, it’s all peaceful and quiet in my bathroom and then I hear a buzzing noise. Finally see a fly buzzing and flying about the bathroom interrupting my business. I don’t know whether to get off the toilet and kill the fly or keep trying to push this out...FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2019 21:54

Today, after saving up money, I was visiting family but had to leave a day early, as planned, for work. My siblings made mean comments about me leaving early. My flight got delayed, so I will be late to work. Now my money is gone, my boss is pissed, and my family thinks I chose work over them. FML

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By Parzival's holy grail - 09/11/2019 18:25

Today, I had found out that I don't even have courage to talk to my crush, not even when I was drunk.. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2019 18:06

Today I was told I was too qualified for the job and I should look for better opportunities elsewhere in my interview. I've been unemployed for 8 months. FML.

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2019 18:07 - Qatar - Doha

Today, I went to a date and the girl asked me where do I see myself after 5 years, now my dating and my interview skills got all mixed up. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2019 08:54

Today after 5 years of caring for my bipolar wife in her extreme ups and downs, who's just been through another bad manic episode and spent a month in the hospital, I learnt that she cheated on me. We've been together for 20 years. FML

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By TheVagabond_SRG - 09/11/2019 08:18

Today, my wife decided to go ahead and throw a swingers party, against my wishes, while I am trying to sleep for work. It's 1am, I report in at 4am, and I am still being kept awake by the noise. Making use of this time by looking into divorce lawyers. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2019 07:41

Today I guilted for not being skinny enough when I've been through hell and constantly aggravated and in pain. All I ever asked for was a loaded gun because I didn't want to bother anybody and because I kept to myself and minded my own problems.

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2019 04:21

For years I said nothing about the abuse that went on at home because I didn't want to get accused of being a bad person and a liar like my mother, so even though I'm moved out and paying my bills the idiots keep fucking with me and somebody keeps trying to assert control over my life

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2019 04:19

I thought my life would get better but I kept getting dragged into stupid bullshit. I'd rather end up dead as per my Christmas wish but my friends don't want to get me a gun to off myself and some mysterious person keeps accusing me of being somebody else

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2019 04:17

I'm in a situation where other people seem to know what's going on but I don't. My biggest regret in life is not commiting suicide at 16. I don't think people get that even though I felt fat at 73 lbs, it's better to just end your life than to be stuck in some stupid situation

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By ABurningSensation - 09/11/2019 04:15

Today, I have the worst chapped lips of my life. I made the mistake of ordering a salad, which came loaded with vinegar. At least they’re numb now.... FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2019 04:15

Sometimes I wish my ex boyfriend in highschool would have murdered me, I think Leah's lucky she didn't have to live into her 40's

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2019 04:14

Sorry I'd rather be dead than involved in this stupid bullshit. I don't think the people doing this get that suicidal people don't want a second chance and they don't care to witness their own funerals

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2019 04:12

Only a fucking idiot would justify molesting somebody constantly without realizing that's why I almost took my life as a teenager

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Today, I woke up in the middle of the night because I was thirsty. In my groggy state, I grabbed the first bottle of liquid I could find, opened it, and took a sip. It was nail polish remover. FML

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Today, I was at a "Bring your family to work" event. I noticed my coworker brought his kids but not his wife, so I asked, "No wife today?" Everyone glared at me and he pointedly replied that she's married to someone else now. I had no idea. Now everyone thinks I'm an insensitive prick. FML

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Today, at the ripe old age of 24, I briefly forgot my own name. FML

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Today, I was wearing a cute black dungaree dress with a purple top underneath. I thought I looked pretty good, until my son told me I looked like an evil Minion. FML

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Today, the lady whose son I babysit sent me a text, saying she left a gift for me for all the hard work I've done. I found a beautifully-wrapped box where she said the gift was. It turned out my actual gift was cookies sitting right next to it. FML

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Today, the guy who left me for another woman before Christmas, and who ghosted me after dating for a few months, starts working at the same place as I am next week. I've been working there for over a decade. FML

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