Nooooooo!

By Anonymous - 15/06/2009 11:23 - United States

Spicy
Today, I finally got a chance to try out my vibrator. I've never orgasmed before with a guy, so I thought there was no hope until my friend gave me the vibrator for my birthday. It was going amazing, better than sex. I was literally two seconds away from climaxing when the battery suddenly died. FML
I agree, your life sucks 78 300
You deserved it 15 013

Same thing different taste

Top comments

FBIWarning 0

jeeze how long were you at it for the battery to die?

next time: 1) set up webcam 2) post up movie 3) ???? 4) profit!

Comments

To all you clowns saying "call me over next time, ill finish you off", or "I can make you ******...", get a life. Seriously, your no better than the rest of us men. Chances are the guys saying that are only 2 pump chumps anyways, and this is their way to make them feel better about themselves.

rallets 22

OMG your life is so f*cked! Lame, try again with this bs

DeadManLaughing 0

Least it lasts longer than most guys ;)

when somthing comes with batteries usually the batteries are like half charged. my phone was half charged when i bought it so idk that might be it, plus they probably weren't good batteries. lol. idk, get some new batteries and try again.

Wow. With that first period FML, commenters really demonstrated how many girls there are on this site. So why are most (but not all, don't attack me) of the comments here from boorish, insensitive blokes? Kinda reminds me of that Lily Allen song, about how her boyfriend is shit at sex. We had an argument at work yesterday about it because all the guys were like "This is such stupid song. How dare she say she likes him but that he's bad in bed!!" But the girls understood. OP: I feel for you.

You girls who aren't orgasming with your boyfriends need to find one who spends a little more time on your needs. If you can get there with a vibrator, then your boyfriend is the problem. If he can't spend 30 minutes down on you before worrying about himself then I feel sorry for you. Some guys take pride in having women think he's great in the sack. Some guys just get themselves off. Sounds like you've got the latter.

@ 126: in case you've never heard of this, girls, unlike guys, have the ability to fake an ******. If you are so absolutely sure of what you are saying, ask the "nice looking" girls how often they've faked with you. You'd be surprised.

You need to learn what works, do more.