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OP here. Yeah, 1k is what the insurance company told me. I knew it was a ripoff and found a local repair shop to fix the window for ... much less than that. I am not sure what the thieves saw in a bag of grubby shorts and a t-shirt, but that’s what they took. And why the f am listed as being in Indianapolis, I live nowhere near there. LOL.
By acmariner99 - / Saturday 17 November 2018 18:35 / United States - Indianapolis
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Today, while teaching my brother to drive on the freeway, I told him to downshift from 4th to 3rd. He went into 1st instead, blowing my engine and transmission. I can't afford to get it fixed. FML

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Today, after I ran and just caught the train home after work, it took me 4 steps to realise I had driven to work that day. FML

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Today, a lady on the subway sat next to me. She kept huffing and burping and was holding a plastic bag. I couldn't even finish the thought, "please don't puke on me" because she puked on me. FML

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Today, I flew cross-country. Since the movers with my furniture and car won't arrive for 2 weeks, I packed several bags with most of my clothes and charging cords. The airline lost them. FML

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Zombie

# Nickname Bites
1 whatshername?! 554
2 MysteryGuitarMan 447
3 im365sostressed 7
4 CaseyR 4
5 pageelovelyy 0
6 ifckinghateurn 0
7 Basil_Balslamic 0
8 Spitsy 0
9 lindsayyy18 0
10 swilli24 0
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2 BadAtPuns 1684
3 Ashamed_Sister 1000
4 abigiggles 220
5 hellsingthecreator93 183
6 Dave_Davington 135
7 EclipticaLibra 123
8 Vaella 81
9 Callyn 50
10 xsandra 45
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2 tinyme2 70
3 Taurus_ChicKa 50
4 thisisbutaname 40
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7 yourmom2007 0
8 Smitty0808 0
9 pizzaisgood805 0
10 Anaisjames24 0
# Total 1801
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