Nooooooo!

By Anonymous - 15/06/2009 11:23 - United States

Spicy
Today, I finally got a chance to try out my vibrator. I've never orgasmed before with a guy, so I thought there was no hope until my friend gave me the vibrator for my birthday. It was going amazing, better than sex. I was literally two seconds away from climaxing when the battery suddenly died. FML
I agree, your life sucks 78 300
You deserved it 15 013

Same thing different taste

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FBIWarning 0

jeeze how long were you at it for the battery to die?

next time: 1) set up webcam 2) post up movie 3) ???? 4) profit!

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get the energizer bunny, it keeps on going and going and going and going....... lol

Q: How could the batteries die on the first use? A: Isn't it possible she didn't use new batteries, but just put in what she had available? I take batteries out of flashlights or remotes and put them in my mouse or other gadgets all the time. Q: How do you know you were about to ****** if you never have before? A: If you cannot say how a person could tell they're nearing an ****** (even having not experiences one before) than I would suggest that either the poster is more aware of her body than you or else maybe you haven't had one before, either. They're fairly easy to recognize. Even if she had never climaxed before, there is a good chance she has come close, but the pleasure "levels out" before she finishes. This is fairly common in woman. Q: How could you have had sex and not climaxed? Clearly, your boyfriend/you are not doing it correctly. A: Similar to the fact that every person may not be aroused by the same thing, not every person will ****** over the same stimulation. It doesn't mean there is something wrong with them or their bodies, it's just the nature of sexuality. Not all woman can have an ****** through simple penetration. Not all woman even climax just from ******** stimulation. It's individual, and not at all unusual.

I've been told that a woman can get an ****** while riding a bike or driving a car with bad suspension. Men can't get orgasms in public. So you have that going for ya.

Hey I'll take care of that little problem for ya. ...by wiring it to AC, so there are no batteries to worry about...

doof_fisch 2

Maybe you were so excited you caused a surge and burned out the batteries. Too bad you didn't pay a little extra and get the one with the battery clamps to hook up to your car.

It was your first time using it and you ran out of batteries? How long does it take??

#154: Because she's never orgasmed with a guy. Think about it. OP: Try lithium batteries.

LMAO at #13 ;P Also, *seconds Li-ion battery suggestion*.

#181 The G spot and the ******** are NOT the same thing -_-