Major red flag

By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 17:15 - Estonia

Today, I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger. He threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 628
You deserved it 10 502
When Christmas Ends Badly…
Rather than debating politics with Uncle Roger for the umpteenth time, share the best Christmas FMLs to finally have a good family meal! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

amart402 0

so break up with him. duh.

185 7

Comments

BurningUp 0

stupid guy, but just know..some people are very protective of their food

0 0
bluebreadsticks_ 6

ROFL. what a dumbass. I wouldn't care if he broke up with me. that's just childish.

0 0
Moemoemoe_fml 0

Not only you are NOT lucky, but you are also most certainly a total moron, if YOU didn't break up with him after this.

0 0
nevsky6 3

Joanna, is that you?

0 0
nikalb3 0

tell him to stick it up his ass

0 0
AnneOminous 0

That should read "I took a bite of my now EX-boyfriends hamburger". If you have an ounce of sense, dump him now.

1 0
bvembb16 0

wow what a jerk. you shoulda left him when he said that!

0 0