Major red flag

By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 17:15 - Estonia

Today, I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger. He threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there. FML
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amart402 0

so break up with him. duh.

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Wiiilmaaa 1

my personal opinion: he's a ********... on the other hand, it is obvious that you never saw "Friends" the one where JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD...

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djarash 0

I wouldve smashed the hamburger into her face with pleasure

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Shriven 0

All women should take note from this: Don't mess with a guys food. If he offers you some of his, you're already deep in his trust, so don't take the p*ss and take a big chunk: He's not offering you it because he doesn't want it, he's offering it because he likes you!

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xKoga 0

I can imagine your definition of a "small bite", is actually half the burger.

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JackDark 0

#251 Exactly. **** you OP. "Hey hun, you want something?" "No thanks" -eats half of his burger when you said you didn't want anything- Stupid bint. Get your own ******* food. Though whining is a bit much.

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mits_lancer 0

was he serious?

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heethoofd 0

YDI for eating his food. I would have dumped your ass right there.

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knowmee 0

He is an ass hole..... Yeah surely he is....

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jamuu 0

dump his ass. that's BS! he's and MF!

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cristij420 0

either he was kidding... or he's doesn't care about u .. or he does care about u n he's just trying to control u with the threat of a break up. let's hope he was kidding

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