Major red flag

By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 17:15 - Estonia

Today, I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger. He threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there. FML
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amart402 0

so break up with him. duh.

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jenr0330 0

he's lucky that YOU don't break up with HIM. better yet, why don't you. he sounds like an a$$.

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tb15 0

Today, I stole a bite of my girlfriend's hamburger. She threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, she said how lucky I was she didn't break up with me then and there. FML I feel like the comments would actually be completely different with gender reversal

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Sir_drink_alot 20

Completely agree, don't steal people's food.It is very simple

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zax_fml 0

ydi for letting someone treat you like that. next time spit in his burger and then smear it on his face.

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nicko_oz 4

sorry but you deserve it depending... i hate when ******* people go "can i take a small bite" and their bite is half the burger or "can I take a sip" and they guzzle down half your drink... not cool

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vbmg152 18

don't touch another persons food! Gross! I woulda broke your arm. No one wants your germs on their food. a good lesson for you.

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boomboompow_fml 1

So he is fine with sticking his tongue in her mouth but not with sharing food. 0_o

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Dc040583 6

I've gotta agree with the other guy. When you're dating someone, unless there are major emotional issues involved, you generally have so much intimate contact with them that something like sharing germs on a bit of food is a bit inconsequential. I don't touch strangers' food, of course, and would be offended if a stranger touched mine, but I've got a cousin and a dear friend that offer me bites of stuff they've bitten and take bites of stuff I've bitten. With someone you're actually close to, this isn't a big deal... which tells me that yon turd 1. has major emotional issues and 2. doesn't feel very close to his poor girlfriend. :P

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Mawiuhh 0

This kinda reminds me of "JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!"

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leadrunner751 3

break up with him here and now

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