Major red flag

By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 17:15 - Estonia

Today, I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger. He threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there. FML
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amart402 0

so break up with him. duh.

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gluesniff3r 3

OMG! you don't steal a man's burger. YDO

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biwinning88 1

I don't think you deserve it, its a bite of a ******* burger, nothing huge... and if he flips out and is a HUGE Dick abo

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biwinning88 1

I don't think you deserve it, its a bite of a ******* burger, nothing huge... and if he flips out and is a HUGE Dick about something so small I can't even imagine what he'd do over something serious... he sounds like a child, dump him

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eminoacid5 0

lol what a douchebag

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boomboompow_fml 1

Tell him that you promise you will never put anything of his in your mouth again. Including his dick. What an ass.

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Disembob 16

I'd go up to the counter order the cheapest one and tell them to spit on it

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bingolittle 0

Sounds like you should not steal his food.

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Chigagigaroo 0

All I cAn say is that he's a jerk and you can't mess with a man's food. :/

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LilAngel606 5

what a dick brake up with him

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