Major red flag

By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 17:15 - Estonia

Today, I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger. He threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there. FML
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amart402 0

so break up with him. duh.

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PinkRoseLove 0

If my bf pulled that i'd take that burger, throw it in the trash, call him a selfish son of a b*tch and leave him there to dig through the trash for his burger. Dump him, Dump his ass now

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qwerty3210 0

why dont you order your own ******* burger you cheap bitch, get back in your trailer where u belong

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BrownSugar_fml 5

Joey doesn't share food!!!!!!

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spazzboy 0

That will learn you to mess with a mans stomach

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JGuff 0

You don't mess with a man's food. You deserved it.

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Lisa89 3

Ha, i do the whole 'Omg you took a really big bite! Not fair!' thing when i share my food... but i'ld never be so imature for making that much of a deal about it. FYL for having a horrible bf :(

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crukestal 1

Like George Costanza, you too may benefit from a preemptive beakup to establish "hand".

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Aurik 0

"Joey doesn't share food!" :-) How is this an FML? You found out he doesn't share. Drop him or stop touching his food.

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SealClubber 0

YDI for ******* with his food, especially without asking. Get back in the kitchen.

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joeinthedark 18

#270. Awesome. Couldn't have said it better myself. Dump his ass and then make him wear it.

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