Major red flag

By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 17:15 - Estonia

Today, I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger. He threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there. FML
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amart402 0

so break up with him. duh.

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Rawr_Imadinosawr 0

Does he ask you to hold his purse too? Dump the douche.

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FHGrif 0

Your not lucky that he didn't break up with you. He is a prick.

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martic835 2

What's sad is he probably wasn't joking.

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2011_fhal 2

ur lucky he didnt break up with u never take a mans food!

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Lightslei 0

Was this at like BK, Wendys or McDs? If so I can understand why he'd be pissed, I can swallow the burgers from those places whole. In a sense this is a YDI because you ate his burger without asking. If it was at like Ruby Tuesday or something then: In the other sense this is a FML for dating a chid. Some of those burgers are huge.

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mckkayua 0

break up with him. you seriously better

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ragsy 7

Why do women always eat everyone else's food? "Oh I don't want anything." Then it's, "Oh I'll just have a bite of yours." Order your own damned food!

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ObSCENEx 3

your boyfriends got issues. dump him for someone who will share

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Sinisin2010 0

Some guys like to eat and if you don't respect that, then you aren't respecting the relationship! Don't mess with the food...

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Darlatan 0

All of you have such a one track mind. Did you ever think that she just wanted to TASTE it? There's plenty of times I've gone out with my boyfriend or someone else and I ordered something that I liked, but what they ordered looked interesting and different from what I thought it would be. Thus, I asked them if I could take a bite to try it to see if it's something I would like next time. And seriously, men taking a bite out of women's food is way more annoying because THEIR bites are usually huge and take almost half the meal! Whenever my dad wants to try something of mine, I only let him if I can live without half of it.

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Lightslei 0

Usually I'd tell you to order and if you don't like the taste, I'll buy it off you. Or tell you to order it if I plan on paying for the entire thing anyway. And never underestimate how much someone can eat.

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KB616 11

I could not agree more. Having a shit fit over a taste of a burger, & threatening to dump her? There are plenty of much saner, more mature ways of simply letting her know that you'd prefer if she didn't touch your food. Jeez. And to the asshole that said SHE should be cooking for HIM: get off your lazy, sexist ass & cook your own god damn food. And try paying attention next time; they were at a restaurant. Should she of went in their kitchen & insisted she prepare their meals, not the cook? Ugh now I remember why I don't normally read the comments.

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Jman1906 2

Bitch, first rule is never touch our food! JK JK Thats hecka wack!

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