It wasn't me

By johnG - 21/12/2009 15:23 - Canada

Today, I got a call from my local hospital's emergency room, stating my wife was in labour. My wife and I split years ago, but just haven't divorced. She's been telling everyone I'm the baby's father. My current girlfriend is 7 months pregnant with my child. FML
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InstaKarma 0

Really dude? Way to go on procrastinating the divorce. Procrastination is a lot like masturbation. It may feel good at the time, but in the end you will have just ****** yourself. YDI for procrastinating AND getting another woman pregnant while you're at it. Moron.

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lilgazelleX 0

you really thought it was a good idea to get another woman prefers while still legally married? seriously?!

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picturescrazy 24

Well, now you have two kids instead of one due to your idiocy.

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thefull9yards 4

well did u get her pregnant? if so ydi. otherwise that just sucks ass

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KrystEclipse 0

Has anyone noticed he split "years" ago yet she has a baby now. Doesn't really fit in to me, sounds like OP is an attention-seeker by far /wrist

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COBRAMORPH 0

#27 the wife is mos likely a lying ***** trying to ruin his current relationship. Even if you get a DNA test, all that does is twll who is/not the father. Doesnt mean two people never ******. Now your current GF will always have that nagging that you cheated. Also, you get certain tax breaks & what not for being married. Quite honestly, unless you believe in a god, its the only reason to get married.

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Roflsauruz 12

........Uh, try again: She has a baby NOW, because obviously she met -another man- and got pregnant while OP was busy with his own life with HIS new girlfriend. OP did not get his separated wife pregnant. Well, hmmmmm, it seems to fit in to me. :/

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Luna0709 0

hope she doesn't try to get you for child support over another dudes kid lol

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forreal1 0

grow up and put the child stick away before you impregannate2 girls

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DarkPrince_fml 0

if she tries to make you take custody take her to court they can find out if your the father if they do a sperm test

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BeautyMonster 17

Did anyone realize he could have thought his girlfriend who is seven months pregnant was in labor TWO MONTHS EARLY?

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