It wasn't me

By johnG - 21/12/2009 15:23 - Canada

Today, I got a call from my local hospital's emergency room, stating my wife was in labour. My wife and I split years ago, but just haven't divorced. She's been telling everyone I'm the baby's father. My current girlfriend is 7 months pregnant with my child. FML
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InstaKarma 0

Really dude? Way to go on procrastinating the divorce. Procrastination is a lot like masturbation. It may feel good at the time, but in the end you will have just ****** yourself. YDI for procrastinating AND getting another woman pregnant while you're at it. Moron.

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lilgazelleX 0

you really thought it was a good idea to get another woman prefers while still legally married? seriously?!

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shortmomma88 0

wtf? you should have gotten divorced years ago!

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akg98 13

Some ppl dont belive in divorce... I think its religoius thing

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BellaBear90 27

If you're not divorcing because of your religious beliefs I'm pretty sure you shouldn't get another woman pregnant.

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CarlosDanger 12

That makes absolutely no sense in this context.

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keyofdestiny13 24

Some people can't afford a divorce. Or, in cases like my mom dealt with, the spouse you're trying to divorce refuses to show up to court/sign the papers. My mom was separated for 25 before she legally got the divorce, because of lack of cooperation on his part.

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cyberI7 13

FYL. Would make a good Jerry Springer episode :)

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supmofukka 0

wtf thats dumb if u dont like the girl then divorce her!!!! if that is ur kid ur a manwhore :)

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D_Thr33 0

why the **** haven't you divorced her already if you've been split up with her for "years" ydi

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supmofukka 0

wait it says they split years ago.......ok if ur split why is it takin years for u to get a divorce??? sounds like someone doesnt really want a split. u split but ur still hittin that.....lol ydi

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Bsane 0

You probably are the father, Murray said so.

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NBeaverhausen 0

you straight people and your babies - why don't you grow up

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omghehehe 0

#21- LOL! OP: Sounds complicated. FYL man, F...Y...L...

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