World
By Anonymous - / Wednesday 10 May 2017 15:53 / France
World
By Anonymous - / Wednesday 10 May 2017 15:49 / Italy
World

Today, I had my first encounter with a guy I met online. When we parted, I was hoping for a kiss but instead he says to me, "I've met stupid in my life, but never like you." FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 10 May 2017 15:18 / Italy
World

Today, we were doing a group project in class. The girl I have a crush on came to ask me if I was alone and I said yes. She took the chair next to me and walked away. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 10 May 2017 15:08 / Germany
World

Today, I was extremely stressed because I lost my ATM card, so I reconstructed my day, eventually finding it in the freezer. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 10 May 2017 15:05 / France - Paris
World

Today, I was out for a walk with my family when we saw a sign that read "you are here." That's when my son asked, "how do they know where we are?" My son is 14 years old. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 10 May 2017 14:54 / France
World

Today I intended to get up at 6 am so I set the alarm for 5 am. What ended up happening was that I got up at 9 am, and the 5 am alarm will ring in two weeks. FML

By Happyhope - / Wednesday 10 May 2017 14:52 / Argentina
World
By Gibs - / Wednesday 10 May 2017 14:46 / Brazil
World
By Anonymous - / Wednesday 10 May 2017 14:43 / Colombia
World

Today, I met my boyfriend's family. I thought everything was going well until I went to the bathroom and overheard his family tell him he could have found something better. FML

By Lola - / Wednesday 10 May 2017 14:40 / Uruguay
World

Today, I had a job interview. After two hours of commute, thirty minutes filling out questionnaires, and fifteen minutes of actual interview, the recruiter told me the post had already been filled. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 10 May 2017 14:36 / France
World
By Anonymous - / Wednesday 10 May 2017 14:32 / Italy
World
By Scarlett - / Wednesday 10 May 2017 14:27 / Brazil
World

Today, my 21 year old daughter introduced me to her new boyfriend. I had to call him "sir" for two reasons: he's 59 and he's my boss. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 10 May 2017 14:25 / France - Paris
World
By StinkyFrogHunter - / Sunday 7 May 2017 00:26 / Canada - Toronto
World
By Pame - / Wednesday 10 May 2017 14:20 / Argentina
World

Today, I was running to catch a bus and when I finally got on, the driver closed the door on me. My arm is now entirely purple. FML

By MagicS2 - / Thursday 27 April 2017 12:08 / Brazil
World

Today, after being married for a few months, my husband announced to me that he had finally chosen a location for our honeymoon. Three tickets to Guadeloupe. Yes, three. Me, him, and his mother. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 27 April 2017 12:06 / Italy
World
By Layne - / Thursday 27 April 2017 12:02 / Brazil
World

Today, after a long series of tests, I found out that I’m sterile. My wife is currently pregnant with our second child. I think I have some questions for her. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 27 April 2017 12:00 / France
World

Today I returned home after three months of vacation. None of my friends had even realized I had left. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 27 April 2017 11:51 / Colombia
World
By Anonymous - / Thursday 27 April 2017 11:58 / Italy
World

Today, I was in a store and asked the sales clerk, “wow, how many months pregnant are you?” She replied, “my daughter is three years old…” FML

By Elisa - / Thursday 27 April 2017 11:55 / Brazil
World
By Anonymous - / Thursday 27 April 2017 11:48 / Italy - Rome
World

Today, I forgot to pick up my grandmother at the train station. My mother was livid. My father, moved, told me, “for the first time in my life, I’m proud of you.” FML

By TheCure - / Thursday 27 April 2017 11:46 / France - Paris
World

Today, I sent a message to my boyfriend saying that I missed him and love him very much. When I received a response, saying that he loved me and missed me too, I noticed that I had accidentally texted my ex. FML

By Liz - / Thursday 27 April 2017 11:07 / Colombia - Bucaramanga
World

Today, as I was going to bed, I decided to read a book. Just as I touched the book, the bedroom light burned out. FML

By Pisciana unlucky - / Thursday 27 April 2017 11:04 / Brazil - Niteroi
World

Today, as we were exchanging little affections in bed, my girlfriend suddenly burst into tears. I insisted on knowing why. She had just realized how much she missed her ex. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 27 April 2017 11:02 / France - Paris
World
By anonymous - / Thursday 27 April 2017 10:59 / Germany
World
By GI2017 - / Wednesday 26 April 2017 10:25 / France - Paris
Loading data…