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Today, I got through to the phone interview stage for a great job. When the phone rang, I answered and suddenly, spontaneously, burped really loudly. The interviewer hung up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18329) - you deserved it (7476)

On 03/26/2010 at 5:44am - work - by urrrppp (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

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you didnt say excuse me that's why

#2 - On 03/26/2010 at 2:02pm by alin123

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Anyone ever notice that when a girl burps in public...90% of the time she is cute! I guess Cute girls have enough self esteem to burp in public...but if she farts...thats a different story haha.

#20 - On 03/26/2010 at 2:26pm by subarumustang

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