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Today, my mom told me that she doesn't want me to help any of my friends get a job at the restaurant I work at. Apparently, she thinks that they would do a better job than me and get me fired. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22097) - you deserved it (3764)

On 03/18/2010 at 7:15am - work - by son (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

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Well then, prove her wrong. Then go get ice-cream

#7 - On 03/18/2010 at 11:16am by NinjaSonic

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good advice.

#4 - On 03/18/2010 at 11:08am by rockstarajl

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