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Today, I was training for my new job at a restaurant. As part of training, they give you free food so you know what to reccommend, and the dish I got was really good. Eight hours later I saw it again while I was puking; I got food poisoning from my own place of work. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49535) - you deserved it (3073)

On 04/11/2009 at 12:12pm - work - by newhostess (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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Time to find a new job. You'd get fired anyway.
"What do you recommend?"
You: "Nothing! This place sucks!!! Run while you still can!!!"

#11 - On 04/11/2009 at 4:48pm by klutzywriter

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That sucks. I would quit

#1 - On 04/11/2009 at 4:22pm by housemd1120

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