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Today, I was training for my new job at a restaurant. As part of training, they give you free food so you know what to reccommend, and the dish I got was really good. Eight hours later I saw it again while I was puking; I got food poisoning from my own place of work. FML
Time to find a new job. You'd get fired anyway.
"What do you recommend?"
You: "Nothing! This place sucks!!! Run while you still can!!!"
No no you're looking at this all wrong. Now you know exactly what to recommend to that asshole obnoxious customer...
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Thursday 28 November 2013