Today, I realized I'd rather be constipated, sick, sit in long traffic lines and inadvertantly eat spoiled meat than spend another day at my shitty job. All things that happened to me today. FML
by Petergibbons / 03/05/2010 at 3:01am / United States (California) / Work
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Don't worry if you ate spoiled meat you won't be constipated for long. Buy some nice soft tissue paper, treat yourself right.
#6 - On 03/05/2010 at 10:17am by CallMeHush
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#2 - On 03/05/2010 at 10:07am by nibawan
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