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Today, I realised that my staff dont take me seriously. I walked in on my chef who had just spent an hour of my time and half a block of my cheese carving cheddar goggles for himself. When confronting him, he pulled up his t-shirt to reveal a cocktail sausage taped to his stomach. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12802) - you deserved it (3710)

On 03/04/2010 at 7:43am - work - by Garry (man) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)

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