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Today, I was at work laminating a large photo. While I was doing this, I had a sudden itch on my nut sack. So I quickly scratched it away. When the customer came to pick up the print, I noticed that one of my pubic hairs had laminated itself on the cheek of the woman in the photograph. FML

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On 04/08/2009 at 10:48am - work - by StevieMe (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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That's hilarious.

#1 - On 04/08/2009 at 5:03pm by WFactor

"Today, I went to get a largevpicture of myself laminated. the guy proceeded to rub his ballsack then continued to laminate my picture like nothing happened. when it was finished there was a large pubic hair on my cheek, FML."

#168 - On 03/12/2010 at 4:33am by beccaishereyay

Could you tell us the location of your work place so we can all avoid it. Thanks.

#2 - On 04/08/2009 at 5:03pm by TeenTiger

man thats messed up did anything bad happen

#3 - On 04/08/2009 at 5:05pm by hatarou

One day that will be a revered piece of art!

#4 - On 04/08/2009 at 5:07pm by Panime

Its not his fault!!! When it itches, it demands immediate attention!! I say if anyone got mad at OP then screw them! Honestly, the golden pocket coins come first

#5 - On 04/08/2009 at 5:07pm by piderman13

hahahahaha thats fucking hilarious...

but discusting at the same yime... you shouldnt have scratched your nuts next to the machine

#6 - On 04/08/2009 at 5:07pm by sforward09

That is horribly gross!

#7 - On 04/08/2009 at 5:07pm by SFemily

hahahaha awesomely gross XD

#8 - On 04/08/2009 at 5:10pm by acertijo

Ok, so, you put your hand IN YOUR PANTS?
I'm not a guy, but most guys I've seen that get an itch, usually don't put their hand in their pants.

You're doing it wrong.

#9 - On 04/08/2009 at 5:10pm by VerticalOrbit

hahahahaha, tell her that is how the photo was when you recieved it, you noticed it at first but just thought the woman had a large cheek hair.

that should work =p

Pictures are Worth 1000 words and A Pubicle

#10 - On 04/08/2009 at 5:10pm by Savvy89

I scratch my nuts a lot, but I usually don't get my hands covered in pubes. That's because I scratch on the outside of the pants. What the fuck were you thinking?

#11 - On 04/08/2009 at 5:10pm by officerpat

Haha that's bad, I think i'll laminante my own photos at home from now on...

#12 - On 04/08/2009 at 5:11pm by 666midnight

i think the customer is the one who should have posted on here..
"Today, I picked up a laminated print, and there was a pubic hair sealed into it. FML"

#13 - On 04/08/2009 at 5:12pm by janeDOH

sick but funny
what did you do?

#14 - On 04/08/2009 at 5:14pm by xxyumtasticxx

haha ditto #9 and 11..couldn't you have just scratched on the outside of your pants? :P still though, FYL.

#15 - On 04/08/2009 at 5:14pm by jellybean17

Dude you never directly scratch the sack - through the pants! Or at least through your underwear
I bet you didn't even wash your hands after... fuckin GROSS lol

#16 - On 04/08/2009 at 5:15pm by amirn86

LOL. Wow

#17 - On 04/08/2009 at 5:15pm by Corylicious

For me, wearing thick sturdy jeans mostly, scratching on the outside won't do shit.

But I must wonder how goddamn hard did you scratch if your pubes were coming off?!

#18 - On 04/08/2009 at 5:19pm by shiie

Because scratching THROUGH your pants wouldn't have been enough, you had to actually reach in there??

#19 - On 04/08/2009 at 5:19pm by shananigans

Today, I went to get a picture of myself laminated. I dropped it off and came back later on in the day, to find pubic hair laminated to my cheek. FML

#20 - On 04/08/2009 at 5:20pm by Jaxro

OMG thats disgusting. u need to shave dude

#21 - On 04/08/2009 at 5:21pm by txmmj

HAHAHAHAAHAHA! Oh my god, that is fucking FOUL, dude.

And #16, CLEARLY he did not wash his hands... That's how the pube got on the photo. ROFL.

#22 - On 04/08/2009 at 5:21pm by Lunie

baha , thats disgusting man .

#23 - On 04/08/2009 at 5:23pm by maaria

#20. hahaha 13 did it first.

OP: your hygene, or lack thereof, is oddly funny.

#24 - On 04/08/2009 at 5:26pm by ladedum

Totally agree with #9. Do NOT put your hands down your pants to scratch an itch EVER again!!!

#25 - On 04/08/2009 at 5:27pm by sydney9

You are an idiot, but this FML is FUCKIN HILARIOUS!


HAHAHA it's great...

#26 - On 04/08/2009 at 5:28pm by knitbitch

Fucking disgusting you are. Scratch the outside not the inside!

*laminates my own shiz now* At least it wasn't semen though. =/

#27 - On 04/08/2009 at 5:29pm by pirates_go_yarrr

why would you put your hand in your pants?? what a dumb ass.

#28 - On 04/08/2009 at 5:33pm by Collegekid07

men are fucking disgusting

#29 - On 04/08/2009 at 5:33pm by pencilmustache

OH my god, that is so disgusting!!!!! I'm w/ #2, as well...That is so gross, man. Please refrain.

#30 - On 04/08/2009 at 5:34pm by Newo

FAVORITED! LOL

#31 - On 04/08/2009 at 5:37pm by zidane312

pencilmustache is fucking stupid.

#32 - On 04/08/2009 at 5:39pm by deja54

Seriously?
Why were you even grabbing your pubes in public?

#33 - On 04/08/2009 at 5:39pm by IMz0r

Hopefully you have a thick beard and could pass it off as facial hair.

#34 - On 04/08/2009 at 5:39pm by adelaide_evening

that is vile.

#35 - On 04/08/2009 at 5:40pm by esseestpercipi

This FML made my day! haha

#36 - On 04/08/2009 at 5:42pm by megs8907

What happened to itching on the OUTSIDE of your pants?

#37 - On 04/08/2009 at 5:43pm by tokyooo123

FAVORITED!! LMFAO

#38 - On 04/08/2009 at 5:44pm by zidane312

why did you have to put your hands down your pants to scratch your crotch? gross.

#39 - On 04/08/2009 at 5:45pm by FlightlessTalk

good thing you don't work at a food place

#40 - On 04/08/2009 at 5:54pm by uj

lmfao.
This also made my day.

#10 made me laugh more.

#41 - On 04/08/2009 at 5:54pm by xx_chio

i think i might have gagged... yep i did.

#42 - On 04/08/2009 at 5:55pm by jabbaundead

That's disgusting.

#43 - On 04/08/2009 at 5:57pm by soxgrl33

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i think i vote both fyl and ydi...

#44 - On 04/08/2009 at 5:57pm by goldthiosulfate

maybe you should shave so you avoid that in the future :)

#45 - On 04/08/2009 at 6:00pm by paulinaaasaid

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO .
i agree with #44 that is both ;)

#46 - On 04/08/2009 at 6:01pm by dammn

At least they don't serve food at this place too.

#47 - On 04/08/2009 at 6:01pm by fail_truck

Hahahahah that jus made my day- not in a bad way lolx
That sneaky pube! Lmao

Well lets hope they don't know its you!!!

#48 - On 04/08/2009 at 6:03pm by MaiLouIsLegend

Hahahahah that jus made my day- not in a bad way lolx
That sneaky pube! Lmao

Well lets hope they don't know its you!!!

#49 - On 04/08/2009 at 6:03pm by MaiLouIsLegend

Agreed with #1.

#50 - On 04/08/2009 at 6:06pm by LetsPretend

I call Shenanigans. How could you get pubes on the laminate?? If you quickly scratched it would have been over your clothes. You wouldn't have time to reach into your pants to scratch and pull out a short hair.

BS...

#51 - On 04/08/2009 at 6:12pm by Mostskillz

that's why you shave....

#52 - On 04/08/2009 at 6:20pm by Rodjmeister

This is why men should shave.

#53 - On 04/08/2009 at 6:34pm by Loony

You def need to shave. but sometimes you need to go in yo pants so i agree with you there but at least sanatize keep some germ-x on ya or somethin. but def shave cuz that's fuckin disgusting

#54 - On 04/08/2009 at 6:36pm by volcoach

Hey, sometimes you can't quickly/accurately scratch an itch through jeans or other thick pants. Sometimes its necessary to go inside to get the job done

#55 - On 04/08/2009 at 6:39pm by heavyop

dam thats gross man

#56 - On 04/08/2009 at 6:40pm by xfreak804

EW omg that's nasty..

#57 - On 04/08/2009 at 6:41pm by jayfx

Lol. Once I laminated an ant to a photo, but this is f*ckin awesome! :D

#58 - On 04/08/2009 at 6:42pm by HRaeH

why would you stick your hand down your pants to scratch?

#59 - On 04/08/2009 at 6:43pm by notyouraverage

No, this is definitly a FUCK HER LIFE. Ew.

#60 - On 04/08/2009 at 6:47pm by Stateoflimbo

that's f**king disgusting..
this means that your hand actually had your pubic hair on your hand. what if you did then and then after you needed to shake someones hand! ewwww.....

i hope you gave the woman a refund!

#61 - On 04/08/2009 at 6:47pm by andy

bad. fuckin. ass.

#62 - On 04/08/2009 at 6:50pm by ned_schneebley

dude, you should have at least brushed your hands off on your jeans or something. duuuuuude..

#63 - On 04/08/2009 at 6:52pm by meepmeep

I agree with #59... can't you scratch outside your pants rather than sticking your hands IN your pants ... YDI

#64 - On 04/08/2009 at 7:00pm by xkaokaox

LOL! thats great.

#65 - On 04/08/2009 at 7:01pm by sleepingprincess

I was going to ask why you were nude at work, because I assumed that you simply would not have put your hand down your pants in public. If anything, I thought that MAYBE you at least scratched beneath the pants but above your undergarments. Please tell me you were wearing undergarments. But no. All of my hopes have been dashed: apparently you actually DID put your hand down your pants to scratch your hairy balls, then brought it out again and without washing it, then proceeded with what you were doing. I hope your workplace has security cameras and that they saw it all. I am thoroughly revolted.

#66 - On 04/08/2009 at 7:03pm by kellster

Yeah, why the hell did you actually stick your hand into your pants to scratch your nuts? Just scratch outside for Christ's sake.

#67 - On 04/08/2009 at 7:03pm by greedy_dead_soul

I'm with 66...

Dear everyone:

Keep your hands out of your pants at work please!!!

Kthx,
everyone else who doesn't want your pubic hairs all over shit


It's terrible manners to be scratching your junk in public, at work, anyway, but to actually go IN the pants? Dude. Come on.

#68 - On 04/08/2009 at 7:09pm by wholeon

Jeez, at least scratch THROUGH the pants. YDI.

#69 - On 04/08/2009 at 7:11pm by jakkal

Hehehehe. That is so funny! But I do agree with everyone that you should scratch on the OUTSIDE of the underwear. I can understand not doing it on the outside of the jeans cause if its a bad itch then the jeans are too dense and you can get adequate scratching (if your at home, but not in public). But not inside the boxers.... bluck. Thats just plain wrong. Oh, and shave your balls. Girls dont like big hairy balls, we like them clean. Thank you!

#70 - On 04/08/2009 at 7:18pm by cheer_me_up

ick budd. haha that suckkkssss but hopefully she won't know what it was and will think its like an eyelash or something

#71 - On 04/08/2009 at 7:18pm by phoebeann23

How 'bout scratching your junk from the OUTSIDE of your pants? Yeah, you fail.

#72 - On 04/08/2009 at 7:20pm by psychonurse

Ya man scratch from the outside? Who the hell "scratches away" by putting their fingers in their pants and scratching their balls. seriously.

#73 - On 04/08/2009 at 7:22pm by Sens_fan9

Agreed with #72, #70, #69, #68, #66, #59, and everyone else. Scratch the OUTSIDE of your pants.
You're doing it wrong.

#74 - On 04/08/2009 at 7:24pm by Schoolcraft

lol that's hilarious!!
hahahaha i'm still cracking up!!! man..

#75 - On 04/08/2009 at 7:28pm by who_rollerpig

i hope the picture wasn't for a funeral or something

#76 - On 04/08/2009 at 7:30pm by rekc777

OMFG thats discussting
Im STill Laughing
HAHAHA

#78 - On 04/08/2009 at 7:40pm by S_G_w_k

YOU ARE SICK!

#79 - On 04/08/2009 at 7:43pm by Kitten125

I am with #51. I call BS.

#80 - On 04/08/2009 at 7:52pm by no_damn_luck

haha i am sorry man but that is def the funniest thing i have ever heard. good shit

#81 - On 04/08/2009 at 8:05pm by XxTH1RT3ENxX

wtf..
that's sooooo freaking gross
get a room

#82 - On 04/08/2009 at 8:13pm by smiles1234456

you're supposed to scratch on the outside. that's rather dsgusting.

although it is fucking hilarious

#83 - On 04/08/2009 at 8:20pm by effliffe

Why didn't you just itch yourself through your boxers???

#84 - On 04/08/2009 at 8:27pm by Youtuber

#9 is 100% correct

#85 - On 04/08/2009 at 8:37pm by albokid

I would hate to get that picture, especially if i was a girl lol. What if you put your hand in your mouth afterward you would have gotten the hair in your mouth lol.....ew thats so gross

#86 - On 04/08/2009 at 8:38pm by Youtuber

it's called shaving dude.
can't believe you can find a girl who would go down on that.

#87 - On 04/08/2009 at 8:43pm by twelefthnight

shave that shit

#88 - On 04/08/2009 at 8:52pm by effevery1slife

You're an idiot.
Yeah. That you are.

#89 - On 04/08/2009 at 8:53pm by WendlaMimii

#48 "That sneaky pube!"
definitely the strangest phrase I've heard/read in weeks..

#90 - On 04/08/2009 at 9:00pm by stinebean

I agree with #9. You couldn't have just scratched it over your pants?

#91 - On 04/08/2009 at 9:14pm by lollipopz8988

LMFAO. favorited!
#18 cracked me the fuck up for minutes, literarly.

#92 - On 04/08/2009 at 9:20pm by duhitzisabel

And you couldn't have scratched from outside your pants because...

#93 - On 04/08/2009 at 9:34pm by allieg

EW

#96 - On 04/08/2009 at 9:53pm by Juli

Loving #4!

This is hysterical.

But seriously buddy, consider trimming.

#97 - On 04/08/2009 at 10:19pm by howohsopasse

HILARIOUS. Awesome FML.

#98 - On 04/08/2009 at 10:34pm by lifeislife

whatd actually be pretty funny to me is if you scratched your dick and you were horny and had sperm on your fingers. Itd probably never happen tho =.=

#99 - On 04/08/2009 at 10:48pm by iDontFail_xD

i'd like to know how you talked yourself out of this one.

#100 - On 04/08/2009 at 10:49pm by miaistheshit

i'd like to know how you talked yourself out of this one.

#101 - On 04/08/2009 at 10:49pm by miaistheshit

hahahahaha that's hilarious!

#102 - On 04/08/2009 at 10:58pm by citylights

oh my god, i'd love to see that.. ridiculous. hahah

#103 - On 04/08/2009 at 10:58pm by fcuk

Ew that's disgusting. I hope the poor lady notices and gets it redone for free!

#104 - On 04/08/2009 at 11:01pm by route95

I'm hoping you were the only one behind the counter at the time? Seeing as the only way that would happen is if you put your hand down your pants ...

Well, now I know I'm getting all of my things laminated either at home or by a woman .

#105 - On 04/08/2009 at 11:31pm by Oriina

What the heck?? You can't scratch yourself THROUGH your pants instead of shoving your hands DOWN yours pants? Way to go, loser. Getting your jollies at work.

#106 - On 04/08/2009 at 11:38pm by Lovebug_Campbell

lol oh wow

#107 - On 04/09/2009 at 12:04am by yeahreally

How did your pubic hair make its way out of your panst if you didn't put your hand down your pants?

#108 - On 04/09/2009 at 12:09am by carmel

A. You need to trim those suckers
B. You don't stick your hand all the way in to scratch. Don't you have any etiquette?
C. I REALLY hope you washed your hands after.

#109 - On 04/09/2009 at 12:11am by Chris968

i effin hate pubes.

#110 - On 04/09/2009 at 12:16am by amykillswitch

Dude, I thought you scratched normally. That's nasty, don't ever put your hands down your pants to scratch when you're not at home! Damn...

#111 - On 04/09/2009 at 12:21am by OperationNicole

At least you're the only one who knows it's actually a pube...

#112 - On 04/09/2009 at 12:29am by eeee93757

You actually held that picture after scratching your nuts? Oh Lord... You should've at least used some tissue or something...

#113 - On 04/09/2009 at 12:41am by 000001

thats why you shave your junk man. its kinda gross if you don't i don't care what anyone days shave your junk. that goes for you too ladies and don't mess with that landing strip garbage either. it will avoid lots of accidents at the Kinko's workplace

#114 - On 04/09/2009 at 1:13am by komuch

hahahaahahahhaahahahaahhaahahahgahahahahaahahah

#115 - On 04/09/2009 at 1:16am by nickk_v

fucking epic dude!!!!!!!! love it!!!!!!!!!

#116 - On 04/09/2009 at 1:18am by resawins

"Uhm, that's an eyebrow hair... Must have been that hirsuite bastard Gustav out back. Tell ya what, you can have it for 25% off."

#117 - On 04/09/2009 at 1:59am by cheesefest

YDI, but holy shit that's hilarious!

#118 - On 04/09/2009 at 2:08am by babydoll86

i'll make sure to check everything i get laminated from now on.

and i agree with #2- lol.

#119 - On 04/09/2009 at 2:38am by xxsunshine

LMAO.. HILARIOUS... I WOULD BE SO MAD THOUGH IF I WENRE TO GO GET A PICTURE LAMINATED, AND A PUBIC HAIR WAS ON TOP OF MY FACE. EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! LMAO...

#120 - On 04/09/2009 at 2:53am by lady4

You put your hand IN your pants. At work. You're nasty. YDI.
Did the guy notice? FHL for having your pubes on his photo.

#121 - On 04/09/2009 at 4:07am by Jareth

HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA yuuuuck.

#122 - On 04/09/2009 at 5:10am by circayouandme

lolz that must suck - did she notice?

wait... you decided that you couldnt scratch through ur clothes becauseee????

#123 - On 04/09/2009 at 5:49am by hawky_06

You might require a chainsaw to buzzcut those suckers, NASTY..

#124 - On 04/09/2009 at 6:45am by scottyz1

whatd actually be pretty funny to me is if you scratched your dick and you were horny and had sperm on your fingers. Itd probably never happen tho =.=

#125 - On 04/09/2009 at 7:23am by iDontFail_xD

MWwaaaahhahahahahahahahaaaa!!!

#126 - On 04/09/2009 at 8:25am by Darsa

what are you, Mr. Bean?

#127 - On 04/09/2009 at 9:05am by speedHog

Man, why'd you stick your hand down your pants. It's almost as effective to just do it outside the pants.

#128 - On 04/09/2009 at 10:25am by Jefe

no no 128, it feels better if you stick it down your pants.

#129 - On 04/09/2009 at 10:54am by thor82188

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

#130 - On 04/09/2009 at 11:49am by El_Oh_El

Im sure you could have waited til you were done doing what you were doing. But that is quite halarious.

#131 - On 04/09/2009 at 12:34pm by tweezy04

This isn't a FML. Sucks for her, not you.

#132 - On 04/09/2009 at 1:07pm by Radiation

ok ehmmm if you just scatched how would ur hair get there.... its not like you were working naked:S:S or did you put your hands IN YOUR pants....:S cuz otherwise there is no reason for your hair to get on that picture... this is bullshit

#133 - On 04/09/2009 at 1:53pm by princess90

#123, are you stupid, HE LOST A PUBIC HAIR FFS

that's nasty i feel bad for her.

#134 - On 04/09/2009 at 1:56pm by Gringo

Your pubic hair did not laminate itself to the picture. You laminated your pubic hair.

I feel bad for the person picking up the picture.

#135 - On 04/09/2009 at 3:30pm by eternalaphrodite

next time..
don't put your hand down your pants to scratch..
maybe stick to the outside?

#136 - On 04/09/2009 at 3:42pm by sLap

ROFL at this and agree with 42 hahahaha

#137 - On 04/09/2009 at 4:34pm by greenearth

ROTFL. Man that is just grand.

#139 - On 04/09/2009 at 7:41pm by SPQR

Uhhh gag

I'd hate to be that customer

#140 - On 04/09/2009 at 9:40pm by JudgeWapner

Holy hell that's hilarious! i'm still laughing so hard my stomach hurts!

#141 - On 04/09/2009 at 11:50pm by Jack_Of_Spades

omg..thats hilarious..
did she tell you anything?

#142 - On 04/10/2009 at 1:47am by melissa_10

that's awesome!
you are pretty much my new hero
that's the most hilarious thing I've heard all day

#143 - On 04/10/2009 at 3:02am by Auzzman

Well there's a souvenir for that nice lady

#145 - On 04/10/2009 at 5:22pm by N0Luck

i am pretty sure everyone agrees with me don't scratch ypur junk at work. let e eryone .learn the lesson now.

#146 - On 04/10/2009 at 5:46pm by effyouceeekay

You actually touch your genitals when you get an itch there when you can simply scratch over your clothing in public? So one could see you shoving your hands down your pants? Nasty.

#147 - On 04/11/2009 at 12:05am by arashixarashi

why the hell were you scratching directly in public?

#148 - On 04/12/2009 at 7:25pm by Gotz_No_Love

yeah im with #2. thats just nasty.

#149 - On 04/12/2009 at 9:58pm by hockeygirl202

wow..are you people serious? lol. give the guy a break!

Sometimes you have to go in.. it doesn't say he did it in public.. im sure nobody else was around (or at least I would like to assume) And maybe he did wash his hands, but it somehow got caught on his clothing and then fell as he was working lol.

Regardless...THIS FML IS HILARIOUS!!! lol

#150 - On 04/13/2009 at 4:25pm by Rockyio

Hopefully you learned to not scratch your balls in public.

#151 - On 04/14/2009 at 4:17am by Boxtop5000

eeeew. Today, I had to read your FML. FML

#154 - On 04/20/2009 at 7:58am by yep_me_again

#2 - HAHA.
#154 - LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOL.

btw,
next time, itch over the pants to avoid things like that :)

#155 - On 04/26/2009 at 11:07pm by izangela

Shave yo' pubes, yo.

#156 - On 04/30/2009 at 11:25am by Katlynnnn

lol, that's funny, but at least it wasn't food.

#157 - On 05/05/2009 at 11:48pm by 24788

HAHAHHAHAH
Good one.
I hope she noticed it.

#158 - On 05/11/2009 at 2:18am by ImaTrainwreck

hahahahahahahahaha

You Da Man!!!

#159 - On 05/12/2009 at 1:50pm by exile529

HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH im sorry but while looking at this an ad for laser hair removal came up

#160 - On 05/18/2009 at 9:21pm by Richieq212

lmao@114, and anyone who sticks their hand down their pants in public to scratch their balls!

#161 - On 06/05/2009 at 4:06pm by gtrist4etoma

Scratch the outside of your pants moron

#162 - On 06/06/2009 at 8:33pm by Mattsayshola

LMFAO btw if u said that's disgusting then ur just trying 2 act lk ur all that

#163 - On 07/02/2009 at 8:22pm by hiimmichelle

Dude, through the pants.

#164 - On 07/11/2009 at 8:07pm by jahwn

hahaha funny shit
and fuck shaving! maybe clean it up a little but shaving for a man is like not shaving for a lady, its just not right

#165 - On 07/28/2009 at 4:51pm by SoFaded80

that's disgusting how can you scratch yourself then proceed to put your filthy hand everywhere and pube? that's yuk

#166 - On 11/06/2009 at 4:44pm by kile88

ewwwww poor lady

#167 - On 01/22/2010 at 4:26am by xsmoochesx

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