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Today, I was at work laminating a large photo. While I was doing this, I had a sudden itch on my nut sack. So I quickly scratched it away. When the customer came to pick up the print, I noticed that one of my pubic hairs had laminated itself on the cheek of the woman in the photograph. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12136) - you deserved it (67754)

On 04/08/2009 at 10:48am - work - by StevieMe (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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