Today, I was at work laminating a large photo. While I was doing this, I had a sudden itch on my nut sack. So I quickly scratched it away. When the customer came to pick up the print, I noticed that one of my pubic hairs had laminated itself on the cheek of the woman in the photograph. FML
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On 04/08/2009 at 10:48am - work - by StevieMe (man) - Canada (Ontario)
"Today, I went to get a largevpicture of myself laminated. the guy proceeded to rub his ballsack then continued to laminate my picture like nothing happened. when it was finished there was a large pubic hair on my cheek, FML."
#168 - On 03/12/2010 at 4:33am by beccaishereyay
Its not his fault!!! When it itches, it demands immediate attention!! I say if anyone got mad at OP then screw them! Honestly, the golden pocket coins come first
#5 - On 04/08/2009 at 5:07pm by piderman13
hahahahaha thats fucking hilarious...
but discusting at the same yime... you shouldnt have scratched your nuts next to the machine
#6 - On 04/08/2009 at 5:07pm by sforward09
Ok, so, you put your hand IN YOUR PANTS?
I'm not a guy, but most guys I've seen that get an itch, usually don't put their hand in their pants.
You're doing it wrong.
#9 - On 04/08/2009 at 5:10pm by VerticalOrbit
hahahahaha, tell her that is how the photo was when you recieved it, you noticed it at first but just thought the woman had a large cheek hair.
that should work =p
Pictures are Worth 1000 words and A Pubicle
I scratch my nuts a lot, but I usually don't get my hands covered in pubes. That's because I scratch on the outside of the pants. What the fuck were you thinking?
#11 - On 04/08/2009 at 5:10pm by officerpat
Haha that's bad, I think i'll laminante my own photos at home from now on...
#12 - On 04/08/2009 at 5:11pm by 666midnight
i think the customer is the one who should have posted on here..
"Today, I picked up a laminated print, and there was a pubic hair sealed into it. FML"
haha ditto #9 and 11..couldn't you have just scratched on the outside of your pants? :P still though, FYL.
#15 - On 04/08/2009 at 5:14pm by jellybean17
Dude you never directly scratch the sack - through the pants! Or at least through your underwear
I bet you didn't even wash your hands after... fuckin GROSS lol
For me, wearing thick sturdy jeans mostly, scratching on the outside won't do shit.
But I must wonder how goddamn hard did you scratch if your pubes were coming off?!
Because scratching THROUGH your pants wouldn't have been enough, you had to actually reach in there??
#19 - On 04/08/2009 at 5:19pm by shananigans
Today, I went to get a picture of myself laminated. I dropped it off and came back later on in the day, to find pubic hair laminated to my cheek. FML
HAHAHAHAAHAHA! Oh my god, that is fucking FOUL, dude.
And #16, CLEARLY he did not wash his hands... That's how the pube got on the photo. ROFL.
Totally agree with #9. Do NOT put your hands down your pants to scratch an itch EVER again!!!
#25 - On 04/08/2009 at 5:27pm by sydney9
Fucking disgusting you are. Scratch the outside not the inside!
*laminates my own shiz now* At least it wasn't semen though. =/
#27 - On 04/08/2009 at 5:29pm by pirates_go_yarrr
why would you put your hand in your pants?? what a dumb ass.
#28 - On 04/08/2009 at 5:33pm by Collegekid07
Hopefully you have a thick beard and could pass it off as facial hair.
#34 - On 04/08/2009 at 5:39pm by adelaide_evening
why did you have to put your hands down your pants to scratch your crotch? gross.
#39 - On 04/08/2009 at 5:45pm by FlightlessTalk
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i think i vote both fyl and ydi...
#44 - On 04/08/2009 at 5:57pm by goldthiosulfate
maybe you should shave so you avoid that in the future :)
#45 - On 04/08/2009 at 6:00pm by paulinaaasaid
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO .
i agree with #44 that is both ;)
#46 - On 04/08/2009 at 6:01pm by dammn
Hahahahah that jus made my day- not in a bad way lolx
That sneaky pube! Lmao
Well lets hope they don't know its you!!!
#48 - On 04/08/2009 at 6:03pm by MaiLouIsLegend
Hahahahah that jus made my day- not in a bad way lolx
That sneaky pube! Lmao
Well lets hope they don't know its you!!!
#49 - On 04/08/2009 at 6:03pm by MaiLouIsLegend
I call Shenanigans. How could you get pubes on the laminate?? If you quickly scratched it would have been over your clothes. You wouldn't have time to reach into your pants to scratch and pull out a short hair.
BS...
#51 - On 04/08/2009 at 6:12pm by Mostskillz
You def need to shave. but sometimes you need to go in yo pants so i agree with you there but at least sanatize keep some germ-x on ya or somethin. but def shave cuz that's fuckin disgusting
#54 - On 04/08/2009 at 6:36pm by volcoach
Hey, sometimes you can't quickly/accurately scratch an itch through jeans or other thick pants. Sometimes its necessary to go inside to get the job done
why would you stick your hand down your pants to scratch?
#59 - On 04/08/2009 at 6:43pm by notyouraverage
that's f**king disgusting..
this means that your hand actually had your pubic hair on your hand. what if you did then and then after you needed to shake someones hand! ewwww.....
i hope you gave the woman a refund!
I agree with #59... can't you scratch outside your pants rather than sticking your hands IN your pants ... YDI
I was going to ask why you were nude at work, because I assumed that you simply would not have put your hand down your pants in public. If anything, I thought that MAYBE you at least scratched beneath the pants but above your undergarments. Please tell me you were wearing undergarments. But no. All of my hopes have been dashed: apparently you actually DID put your hand down your pants to scratch your hairy balls, then brought it out again and without washing it, then proceeded with what you were doing. I hope your workplace has security cameras and that they saw it all. I am thoroughly revolted.
Yeah, why the hell did you actually stick your hand into your pants to scratch your nuts? Just scratch outside for Christ's sake.
#67 - On 04/08/2009 at 7:03pm by greedy_dead_soul
I'm with 66...
Dear everyone:
Keep your hands out of your pants at work please!!!
Kthx,
everyone else who doesn't want your pubic hairs all over shit
It's terrible manners to be scratching your junk in public, at work, anyway, but to actually go IN the pants? Dude. Come on.
Hehehehe. That is so funny! But I do agree with everyone that you should scratch on the OUTSIDE of the underwear. I can understand not doing it on the outside of the jeans cause if its a bad itch then the jeans are too dense and you can get adequate scratching (if your at home, but not in public). But not inside the boxers.... bluck. Thats just plain wrong. Oh, and shave your balls. Girls dont like big hairy balls, we like them clean. Thank you!
#70 - On 04/08/2009 at 7:18pm by cheer_me_up
ick budd. haha that suckkkssss but hopefully she won't know what it was and will think its like an eyelash or something
#71 - On 04/08/2009 at 7:18pm by phoebeann23
How 'bout scratching your junk from the OUTSIDE of your pants? Yeah, you fail.
#72 - On 04/08/2009 at 7:20pm by psychonurse
Ya man scratch from the outside? Who the hell "scratches away" by putting their fingers in their pants and scratching their balls. seriously.
Agreed with #72, #70, #69, #68, #66, #59, and everyone else. Scratch the OUTSIDE of your pants.
You're doing it wrong.
#74 - On 04/08/2009 at 7:24pm by Schoolcraft
lol that's hilarious!!
hahahaha i'm still cracking up!!! man..
#75 - On 04/08/2009 at 7:28pm by who_rollerpig
haha i am sorry man but that is def the funniest thing i have ever heard. good shit
#81 - On 04/08/2009 at 8:05pm by XxTH1RT3ENxX
you're supposed to scratch on the outside. that's rather dsgusting.
although it is fucking hilarious
I would hate to get that picture, especially if i was a girl lol. What if you put your hand in your mouth afterward you would have gotten the hair in your mouth lol.....ew thats so gross
#86 - On 04/08/2009 at 8:38pm by Youtuber
it's called shaving dude.
can't believe you can find a girl who would go down on that.
#87 - On 04/08/2009 at 8:43pm by twelefthnight
I agree with #9. You couldn't have just scratched it over your pants?
#91 - On 04/08/2009 at 9:14pm by lollipopz8988
LMFAO. favorited!
#18 cracked me the fuck up for minutes, literarly.
#92 - On 04/08/2009 at 9:20pm by duhitzisabel
Loving #4!
This is hysterical.
But seriously buddy, consider trimming.
#97 - On 04/08/2009 at 10:19pm by howohsopasse
whatd actually be pretty funny to me is if you scratched your dick and you were horny and had sperm on your fingers. Itd probably never happen tho =.=
#99 - On 04/08/2009 at 10:48pm by iDontFail_xD
i'd like to know how you talked yourself out of this one.
#100 - On 04/08/2009 at 10:49pm by miaistheshit
i'd like to know how you talked yourself out of this one.
#101 - On 04/08/2009 at 10:49pm by miaistheshit
I'm hoping you were the only one behind the counter at the time? Seeing as the only way that would happen is if you put your hand down your pants ...
Well, now I know I'm getting all of my things laminated either at home or by a woman .
What the heck?? You can't scratch yourself THROUGH your pants instead of shoving your hands DOWN yours pants? Way to go, loser. Getting your jollies at work.
#106 - On 04/08/2009 at 11:38pm by Lovebug_Campbell
A. You need to trim those suckers
B. You don't stick your hand all the way in to scratch. Don't you have any etiquette?
C. I REALLY hope you washed your hands after.
#109 - On 04/09/2009 at 12:11am by Chris968
Dude, I thought you scratched normally. That's nasty, don't ever put your hands down your pants to scratch when you're not at home! Damn...
#111 - On 04/09/2009 at 12:21am by OperationNicole
You actually held that picture after scratching your nuts? Oh Lord... You should've at least used some tissue or something...
thats why you shave your junk man. its kinda gross if you don't i don't care what anyone days shave your junk. that goes for you too ladies and don't mess with that landing strip garbage either. it will avoid lots of accidents at the Kinko's workplace
"Uhm, that's an eyebrow hair... Must have been that hirsuite bastard Gustav out back. Tell ya what, you can have it for 25% off."
#117 - On 04/09/2009 at 1:59am by cheesefest
i'll make sure to check everything i get laminated from now on.
and i agree with #2- lol.
#119 - On 04/09/2009 at 2:38am by xxsunshine
LMAO.. HILARIOUS... I WOULD BE SO MAD THOUGH IF I WENRE TO GO GET A PICTURE LAMINATED, AND A PUBIC HAIR WAS ON TOP OF MY FACE. EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! LMAO...
#120 - On 04/09/2009 at 2:53am by lady4
You put your hand IN your pants. At work. You're nasty. YDI.
Did the guy notice? FHL for having your pubes on his photo.
lolz that must suck - did she notice?
wait... you decided that you couldnt scratch through ur clothes becauseee????
whatd actually be pretty funny to me is if you scratched your dick and you were horny and had sperm on your fingers. Itd probably never happen tho =.=
#125 - On 04/09/2009 at 7:23am by iDontFail_xD
Man, why'd you stick your hand down your pants. It's almost as effective to just do it outside the pants.
Im sure you could have waited til you were done doing what you were doing. But that is quite halarious.
ok ehmmm if you just scatched how would ur hair get there.... its not like you were working naked:S:S or did you put your hands IN YOUR pants....:S cuz otherwise there is no reason for your hair to get on that picture... this is bullshit
#133 - On 04/09/2009 at 1:53pm by princess90
Your pubic hair did not laminate itself to the picture. You laminated your pubic hair.
I feel bad for the person picking up the picture.
#135 - On 04/09/2009 at 3:30pm by eternalaphrodite
Holy hell that's hilarious! i'm still laughing so hard my stomach hurts!
#141 - On 04/09/2009 at 11:50pm by Jack_Of_Spades
that's awesome!
you are pretty much my new hero
that's the most hilarious thing I've heard all day
#143 - On 04/10/2009 at 3:02am by Auzzman
i am pretty sure everyone agrees with me don't scratch ypur junk at work. let e eryone .learn the lesson now.
#146 - On 04/10/2009 at 5:46pm by effyouceeekay
You actually touch your genitals when you get an itch there when you can simply scratch over your clothing in public? So one could see you shoving your hands down your pants? Nasty.
#147 - On 04/11/2009 at 12:05am by arashixarashi
wow..are you people serious? lol. give the guy a break!
Sometimes you have to go in.. it doesn't say he did it in public.. im sure nobody else was around (or at least I would like to assume) And maybe he did wash his hands, but it somehow got caught on his clothing and then fell as he was working lol.
Regardless...THIS FML IS HILARIOUS!!! lol
Hopefully you learned to not scratch your balls in public.
#151 - On 04/14/2009 at 4:17am by Boxtop5000
#2 - HAHA.
#154 - LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOL.
btw,
next time, itch over the pants to avoid things like that :)
HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH im sorry but while looking at this an ad for laser hair removal came up
#160 - On 05/18/2009 at 9:21pm by Richieq212
lmao@114, and anyone who sticks their hand down their pants in public to scratch their balls!
#161 - On 06/05/2009 at 4:06pm by gtrist4etoma
LMFAO btw if u said that's disgusting then ur just trying 2 act lk ur all that
#163 - On 07/02/2009 at 8:22pm by hiimmichelle
hahaha funny shit
and fuck shaving! maybe clean it up a little but shaving for a man is like not shaving for a lady, its just not right
that's disgusting how can you scratch yourself then proceed to put your filthy hand everywhere and pube? that's yuk
