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Today, I made the mistake of sneezing in front of a hyper religious customer, who for ten minutes blamed the incident of shifting weather patterns that signaled the return of Jesus, who was as she explained, upset about the abortion rates in America and President Obama. FML

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On 04/08/2009 at 6:26am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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Y'know, I'm Christian, and I love Jesus, and all that...
But I just can't stand people like that...ugh

#6 - On 04/08/2009 at 2:18pm by Xarin

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Haha I love hyper religious customers. When one found out I was pregnant she literally reached across the desk, grabbed my head, and said "GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR BABY!" really loud. I couldn't stop laughing after she left.

#4 - On 04/08/2009 at 2:15pm by perfectwinds

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