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Today, I went to Uni. I woke up at six and got to the station as the train was leaving. I was congratulating myself on my brilliant skill when, as we passed the carpark, I saw I had left my headlights on. It later cost more for the lead to jump start my car than it would have to drive to Uni myself. FML


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On 02/23/2010 at 12:17am - work - by car_FAILure (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

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jumper leads r cheap and u should have a set in ur car anyway

#7 - On 02/23/2010 at 6:30am by NatzSwifey

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Stories like these make me glad my car's lights automatically turn off. :D

On the other hand, OP, a good set of jumper cables is something you should always have anyway.

#10 - On 02/23/2010 at 6:38am by pandemic

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