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Today, I went to Uni. I woke up at six and got to the station as the train was leaving. I was congratulating myself on my brilliant skill when, as we passed the carpark, I saw I had left my headlights on. It later cost more for the lead to jump start my car than it would have to drive to Uni myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10329) - you deserved it (4433)

On 02/23/2010 at 12:17am - work - by car_FAILure (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

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jumper leads r cheap and u should have a set in ur car anyway

#7 - On 02/23/2010 at 6:30am by NatzSwifey

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first?

#1 - On 02/23/2010 at 6:26am by bigtaytay

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