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Man or woman?

Today, I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year old woman. She says "Man, you're a fast cashier, I like my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond, so not thinking, I quickly said, "Yeah, me too." FML

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On 02/22/2010 at 8:29pm - work - by Patrick (man) - United States (Florida)

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you got nervous about a 70 year old woman talking to you??

#5 - On 02/23/2010 at 3:14am by lovej4ever

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that's kinda funny! but what a creepy old lady!

#3 - On 02/23/2010 at 3:14am by tatertot1127

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