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Today, while on my graveyard shift at an inner-city backpackers lodge, a drunk pissed in a dorm at 4am. I had to clean up after him, wash all the luggage that got dowsed, clean up 2 separate piles of puke, and help 3 drunken Brits back to their room while they abused me. I have a science degree. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24612) - you deserved it (3285)

On 02/20/2010 at 2:29am - work - by underachiever (man) - Australia (Victoria)

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oh god, i read "unconscious poms" as "unicorn porn"...

#1 - On 02/20/2010 at 10:19am by repyourcliche

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Education means nothing, really. It's the same here in Turkey, what you need is just good luck and some, oh more than some money and good connections.
Sorry for you.

#3 - On 02/20/2010 at 10:22am by Astraea

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