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Today, while on my graveyard shift at an inner-city backpackers lodge, a drunk pissed in a dorm at 4am. I had to clean up after him, wash all the luggage that got dowsed, clean up 2 separate piles of puke, and help 3 drunken Brits back to their room while they abused me. I have a science degree. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24573) - you deserved it (3282)

On 02/20/2010 at 2:29am - work - by underachiever (man) - Australia (Victoria)

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oh god, i read "unconscious poms" as "unicorn porn"...

#1 - On 02/20/2010 at 10:19am by repyourcliche

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Fine, dissect them or some shit Mr. Science.

#5 - On 02/20/2010 at 10:22am by Ajjas013

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