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Today, I invited my boss for supper as we get on pretty well. Everything was going well, until my German Shepherd bit him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19787) - you deserved it (4532)

On 02/16/2010 at 5:46am - work - by MikeIsMaster (man) - South Africa (Gauteng)

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I bet the dog read your mind about what you wanted to do to him..dont lie...

#3 - On 02/16/2010 at 10:07am by RJB

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YDI for being one of those dogowners who think that their dog won't do stuff like this. Who thinks that everybody enjoys being dribbled or jumped on and doesn't mind the fact that their dog barks all day even though it drives the neighbourhood nuts.

You should know if your dog is safe around strangers. If you know it isn't put it away when you have guests.

Learn how to take care of your dog or get rid of it.

#17 - On 02/16/2010 at 10:20am by The_Great_Zucchi

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