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Today, I invited my boss for supper as we get on pretty well. Everything was going well, until my German Shepherd bit him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17532) - you deserved it (4278)

On 02/16/2010 at 5:46am - work - by MikeIsMaster (man) - South Africa (Gauteng)

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I bet the dog read your mind about what you wanted to do to him..dont lie...

#3 - On 02/16/2010 at 10:07am by RJB

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What were you serving your boss for supper? Franks and beans or twigs and berries? Try peanutbutter next time and remind your dog that it's improper to use teeth.

#89 - On 02/16/2010 at 1:17pm by fuster

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