Today, I found out that, if timed just right, the alarm function on my phone can be disabled by a text message. And my dad has an impeccable sense of timing. I was 20 minutes late for work. FML
I agree, your life sucks (17944) - you deserved it (2147)
On 02/07/2010 at 1:58pm - work - by Ishii (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
jake's life also sucksToday, my girlfriend broke up with me because I forgot it was her birthday. We had only…
Vastu also deserved itToday, my maid washed my PS3. Yes, with soap and water. FML
I found this utterly hilarious.
#23 - On 02/07/2010 at 9:45pm by o3okevin
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Get an alarm clock.
#25 - On 02/07/2010 at 9:48pm by Kemine
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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