Today, I found out that, if timed just right, the alarm function on my phone can be disabled by a text message. And my dad has an impeccable sense of timing. I was 20 minutes late for work. FML
I agree, your life sucks (24230) - you deserved it (2894)
On 02/07/2010 at 1:58pm - work - by Ishii (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
jake's life also sucksToday, my girlfriend broke up with me because I forgot it was her birthday. We had only…
Vastu also deserved itToday, my maid washed my PS3. Yes, with soap and water. FML
Lol wow, what are the odds, that sux big time =P
#6 - On 02/07/2010 at 9:29pm by LordKoin772
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I found this utterly hilarious.
#23 - On 02/07/2010 at 9:45pm by o3okevin
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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