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Today, I found out that, if timed just right, the alarm function on my phone can be disabled by a text message. And my dad has an impeccable sense of timing. I was 20 minutes late for work. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23374) - you deserved it (2826)

On 02/07/2010 at 1:58pm - work - by Ishii (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Lol wow, what are the odds, that sux big time =P

#6 - On 02/07/2010 at 9:29pm by LordKoin772

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I found this utterly hilarious.

#23 - On 02/07/2010 at 9:45pm by o3okevin

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