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Today, I cut my finger at work while chopping some vegetables. I grabbed the nearest rag I could to stop the bleeding and put it on the cut. I didn't know the rag had just been used to clean up a lemon juice spill. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26907) - you deserved it (2917)

On 02/07/2010 at 9:18am - work - by Ryan - Sent from mobile version

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look on the bright side, lemon juice tends to cauterize cuts

#25 - On 02/07/2010 at 11:03pm by Maygen

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ouch but at least your cut smells lemon fresh.

#18 - On 02/07/2010 at 9:18pm by hj5

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