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Today, I took a massive dump at work and clogged the industrial toilet. Since I used the unisex one at the end of the hall, I watched my super hot coworker walk in after me. And then she ran out immediately. Everyone had seen me walk out before her. FML
Did you at least send a picture to the European Fecal Standards and Measurements to check if you've maybe broken the record for the biggest shit? :D
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 5 February 2016