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Today, I took a massive dump at work and clogged the industrial toilet. Since I used the unisex one at the end of the hall, I watched my super hot coworker walk in after me. And then she ran out immediately. Everyone had seen me walk out before her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16036) - you deserved it (31779)

On 02/19/2009 at 4:44pm - work - by wow (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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How rude. Clean up after yourself.

#2 - On 02/19/2009 at 8:10pm by Seegtease

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Did you at least send a picture to the European Fecal Standards and Measurements to check if you've maybe broken the record for the biggest shit? :D

#15 - On 02/20/2009 at 4:45am by Shadowbird

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