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Today, I took a massive dump at work and clogged the industrial toilet. Since I used the unisex one at the end of the hall, I watched my super hot coworker walk in after me. And then she ran out immediately. Everyone had seen me walk out before her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11969) - you deserved it (24356)

On 02/19/2009 at 4:44pm - work - by wow (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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