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Today, the director of the play I'm in decided to show us an example of the type of shoes we would be wearing in the show. She brings in a pair of hideous black combat boots, and I remark how ugly they are. They're her own favorite boots. I had to carpool with her after rehearsal. FML

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On 04/03/2009 at 1:10am - work - by Boothater (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Why would you remark negatively on something that could potentially become your costume?!
If you have something negative to say about something you can't change, don't comment because it won't do you any good.
Or you could have at least said it more subtly...

And agree with #3, black boots are pretty awesome. Combats in particular.

#4 - On 04/03/2009 at 10:14am by youreawhore

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Dude, black boots in general = awesome. and I agree with #1, you don't insult what the director brings in, often enough they'll like it or it is theirs.

#3 - On 04/03/2009 at 10:12am by Kiriel

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