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Today, I did something clever at work and I was telling one of the other girls about it. I said "Just using my noodle" and went to tap my temple but instead I jabbed myself in the eye. FML
I agree, your life sucks (3731) - you deserved it (17145)
On 01/29/2010 at 12:10am - work - by ke (woman) - United States (Missouri)
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