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Today, somebody stopped by the front desk at the hotel I work at to report a vehicle had its headlights on. I wrote down the info, including the plate. Hours later, after my shift was over, I finally realized that it was MY vehicle. The battery was dead. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7421) - you deserved it (40558)

On 01/22/2010 at 1:37am - work - by HotelClerk (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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you definately deserved it for not knowing the details of your own car.

#1 - On 01/22/2010 at 10:01am by playnejayne

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don't you know your own car plate number? o.O

#2 - On 01/22/2010 at 10:04am by junying

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