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Today, I got yelled at by one of my bosses. The reason? I was yawning. I work at Starbucks. Apparently I wasn't 'promoting' correctly. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19721) - you deserved it (3668)

On 01/21/2010 at 12:29am - work - by nichaneely (man) - United States (Tennessee)

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I'll take a venti White Chocolate mocha...

#14 - On 01/21/2010 at 8:21am by Brave_Sir_Robin

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Your boss is right. Yawning in a coffee shop is completely unacceptable.

Sweating profusely, twitching, hyperactivity, rapid pulse and peeing frequently are acceptable, nay, rather excellent traits to exhibit while hawking caffeine-delivery systems.

#19 - On 01/21/2010 at 8:59am by perdix

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