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Today, bouncing at a local bar. I I.D.'d a girl with a group of people. I told her that next time she used a fake I.D., she at least should get one with a picture that looked like her. She started crying and ran off. A guy told me that she had been in a car wreck, and had been badly disfigured. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45556) - you deserved it (60688)

On 04/01/2009 at 12:51pm - work - by tsardaukar (man) - United States (Maine)

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Not your fault. You didn't know.

#3 - On 04/01/2009 at 5:11pm by Likalotbear

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Well then she should have updated her I.D.

#6 - On 04/01/2009 at 5:12pm by eastmanwolf

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