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Today, whilst working at the supermarket, a man came through my checkout who couldn't open the plastic bags. I thought it would be a laugh to make fun of him because of it, saying "Come on! What's wrong with you?". Turns out he has arthritis. And Parkinson's Disease. He left, more than angry. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3126) - you deserved it (43363)

On 01/16/2010 at 7:16pm - work - by bdk_2020 (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

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Yeah, you're an ass.

#1 - On 01/17/2010 at 3:55am by becalm

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hope you get fired.....

#3 - On 01/17/2010 at 3:55am by kerrygirl

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