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Today, I was on a conference call while in the bathroom with all the important people in my district. I thought my phone was on mute, so I took the opportunity to flush the toilet. Turns out, that my phone wasn't on mute, and everyone heard it. I'm the only one who was on the conference call outside of work. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5579) - you deserved it (25749)

On 01/15/2010 at 11:50am - work - by Sonic (man) - United States (California)

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I hope your company wasn't talking about the budget when it happened.

#4 - On 01/15/2010 at 6:01pm by GSNfan

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YDI. Should have made sure it was muted.

#1 - On 01/15/2010 at 5:44pm by Igor_g5

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