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Today, while at work at a maternity and baby clothes store, I was supposed to send out an email about our "Beat the Clock" sale. After it was sent to over 500 people, I realized that I'd misspelled the subject line. It read, "Beat the Cock Sale." FML
So you have to get there before the rooster to get the good deals. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a pervert.
I'm sure only the virgin pregnant ladies were shocked.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 22 May 2015