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Today, I was going over some paperwork with my back to my office door. As I turn around, my boss enters and says my name loudly. I was startled so bad that I jumped, yelped, and a high-pitched fart snuck out. Everyone in the office now gives prior notice before dropping by the "fart guy's" office. FML


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On 01/07/2010 at 12:44pm - work - by Mic (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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hahahahaha they nicknamed you the fart guy? are they still in third grade or something?

#1 - On 01/07/2010 at 5:06pm by ssuseawolves2011

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Ha that made me giggle like a little baby lamb :)

#10 - On 01/07/2010 at 5:53pm by LemonStarship

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