Today, I was going over some paperwork with my back to my office door. As I turn around, my boss enters and says my name loudly. I was startled so bad that I jumped, yelped, and a high-pitched fart snuck out. Everyone in the office now gives prior notice before dropping by the "fart guy's" office. FML
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Today, I was alone at the office. Having held it in all day, I let out the longest, worst-smelling fart of my life. The owner of the company, investigating the odd noise, opened my office door. When the stench hit him, he walked backwards all the way to his office, staring at me, in silence. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard at work that I farted. In the silence in our open space office that followed, my boss looked over, smiled, and said, "Bless you?" The people in the office who weren't wearing headphones burst out laughing, then those people noticed the laughter, took their headphones off, and my boss then had to explain to them why they were laughing. FML
Today, after working alone in a room all day, I let a fart sneak out. Just then, my drop dead gorgeous boss and two new girls walked in. I could literally see them hit the stench and cringe. FML
Today, I was in a meeting at work. In the middle of our CEO's speech, I farted. Everyone heard including my boss, who looked over and said, "Do you have anything else you wanted to add?" FML
Today, I was tutoring. When my kids were finally working on their own, I stood in my classroom’s doorway to talk to my boss sitting outside about upcoming work. Suddenly, one of my students sitting directly behind me let out the loudest fart ever. I think my boss heard and thought it was me. FML
Today, my boss was telling everyone his mother recently passed away and he'll be off work for a while. I'd been holding in painful gas for a while, so I tried to ease it out. It turned into a long, squeaky fart in front of everyone. Everyone glared at me as if I was trying to be funny. FML
Today, I held in an explosive fart during a co-worker's rant and waited a few seconds after he left the room to release the Kraken. Forgetting something, he returned mid-fart. Before either of us could say anything, our boss came into the room. FML
Today, I accidentally farted at a board meeting. My boss thought it came from the guy sitting next to me and gave him hell for being a pig. I was too mortified to say anything, even when the guy blamed it on me, which caused my boss to rage at him for lying and then to kick him out. FML
Today, I was in a meeting at work, trying to keep my composure. I quietly shifted in my chair and accidentally let out a fart. It echoed in the conference room, and everyone stared at me in stunned silence. My boss sarcastically said, “Well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.” FML
Today, I farted A LOT during an exam, all silent, so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I'm now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML
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ssuseawolves2011 0
hahahahaha they nicknamed you the fart guy? are they still in third grade or something?
LemonStarship 5
Ha that made me giggle like a little baby lamb :)
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Comments (48)
ssuseawolves2011 0
hahahahaha they nicknamed you the fart guy? are they still in third grade or something?
wh4t3v3R 0
Where do you work #1? I work for a large, respected defense contractor with business dress enforced, where we would totally name someone "fart guy"
todayiwroteafml 0
hahahaha. That sucks.
Crazyjoe33 6
true
Ngage953 10
There is a button for that.
jane99 0
Cute.
romzfml 9
thanks :)
Totenglocke 0
Wow, I'm assuming that you're single with such a girlish reaction as that?
Hoopachi 19
Put yourself in OP's position. You're intently working, doing your job and not completely aware of your surroundings. Your boss yells your name loudly. At the very least your heart would sink due to the sudden loud noise and calling of your name.
JIY537 0
Happened to me to except it was a little different
plutosaplanet 0
hahaha im a very jumpy person and jump numerous times at work when people come up behind me and that is a fear that makes me cringe every time.
sweatnut 0
stop putting things in your bottom, then you may be able to hold it in next time.
lilmac61894 2
high pitched fart???? does anyone else find this wierd???
sweatnut 0
who the ***** yelps? maybe it was the puppy you stuck in your ass.
LemonStarship 5
Ha that made me giggle like a little baby lamb :)