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Today, at work, I dropped a heavy block of lead on my hand. On my hunt for ice, I had to tell my manager - who told her manager, who told the chief - in the end, the whole department found out and they made me fill in two long arsed incident reports. I had to fill them in myself with my busted up hand. FML

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On 01/07/2010 at 12:19am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

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I like how it said hunt instead of search. As if ice were a wild being that must be trapped.

oh boy, wouldn't the world suck if you needed to hunt ice. I can tell you right now, all of my drinks would be warm as fudge. XD

wtf am I talking about?!?! O.o

#4 - On 01/07/2010 at 6:50am by lubby

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aha dev dog.

#1 - On 01/07/2010 at 6:16am by im_kinda_gay

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