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Today, when I was unpacking all of my stuff, my parents declared that they are going to live in Australia, and have found me a 'friend'. I am a 14 year old girl at boarding school, and my friend is my new foster mum. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37493) - you deserved it (2004)

On 01/01/2010 at 5:07pm - work - by manksy (woman) - United Kingdom (North Yorkshire)

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This is awful. I hope you find some other adults that you can be close to and take an interest in you. Please remember that this about them and not you; it's their selfishness and neglect, not because you are not a worthwhile person. I am so sorry to hear this.

#8 - On 01/01/2010 at 7:30pm by hedgehogs

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well, once they settle there, send them a big box of cookies, make them yourself, add whatever you wish to add.

#2 - On 01/01/2010 at 7:24pm by cr4ckb0n3f4n

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