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Today, I needed to job shadow someone for my winter break career project. Not finding someone to take me along to their job, my mom suggested shadowing my dad. Not wanting to hurt his feelings, I went with him. All day I sat and helped him test human poop samples for parasites. Some was diarrhea. FML


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On 12/28/2009 at 10:14am - work - by kawaiixalice (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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fuck your dads life. Honestly you're mad about one day, that guy lives the shit 24/7. (no pun intended)

#2 - On 12/28/2009 at 2:28pm by Endo22

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Same shit, different day. xD

#3 - On 12/28/2009 at 2:28pm by CBR77

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