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Today, I needed to job shadow someone for my winter break career project. Not finding someone to take me along to their job, my mom suggested shadowing my dad. Not wanting to hurt his feelings, I went with him. All day I sat and helped him test human poop samples for parasites. Some was diarrhea. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20546) - you deserved it (2665)

On 12/28/2009 at 10:14am - work - by kawaiixalice (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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fuck your dads life. Honestly you're mad about one day, that guy lives the shit 24/7. (no pun intended)

#2 - On 12/28/2009 at 2:28pm by Endo22

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There is nothing wrong with looking at stool samples! Get the fuck over yourself. It's not a FML to do that, it's really interesting, if you catch a good one you just changed someones life long term.

I hope you get Taenia and no one looks at your stool.

#10 - On 12/28/2009 at 2:35pm by Microbiologist

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