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Today, I was at work, about to go to lunch. There were some girl scouts out front selling cookies. I told my manager that I would be using a different exit, and when he asked why, I told him that girl scouts really annoy the crap out of me. The girl scouts out front were his daughters. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16013) - you deserved it (45493)

On 03/30/2009 at 12:41am - work - by musicman2005 (man) - United States (California)

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