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Today, I was at work, about to go to lunch. There were some girl scouts out front selling cookies. I told my manager that I would be using a different exit, and when he asked why, I told him that girl scouts really annoy the crap out of me. The girl scouts out front were his daughters. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22723) - you deserved it (62631)

On 03/30/2009 at 12:41am - work - by musicman2005 (man) - United States (California)

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Well, they are kind of annoying. Cute, but annoying. I hate the way they try to make you feel bad if you don't buy some cookies. Don't feel bad, I know plenty of people who feel the same way.

#2 - On 03/30/2009 at 10:08am by Cluztycutie0728

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Wow... haha. I clicked both, because you shouldn't have said that; it's obviously not polite to slander little kids. However, how could you have known that they were his children? So, your life is fucked but you deserved it. But, really.. haven't you seen photos of his children on his desk?

#1 - On 03/30/2009 at 10:06am by zoecakes

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