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Today, I had to go to my son's school for career day, I explained what a banker does and then I asked if anyone had a question, one boy raised his hand and asked "When are all the cool parents gonna come?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52714) - you deserved it (5746)

On 03/30/2009 at 12:39am - work - by Blah (man) - United States (Texas)

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To #3-you've obviously never been in an elementary classroom. Kids are more brutal than Simon Cowell.

#4 - On 03/30/2009 at 6:44am by reader1

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Tell that kid "Sorry, there are no parents with cool jobs coming. We fired them all because all your money are belong to us!"

#6 - On 03/30/2009 at 6:46am by Jimboom

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